How do you know you play too much..? please read

How do you know you play too much..? please read

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:30 pm

You know you're addicted to WarcraftIII's Dota when the following occurs in real life.

*You beat up bunch of kids and scream OWNED!!
*You will eventually transform into a wolf and begin chasing people.
*You constantly appear to funerals and think that you will gain EXP.
*When you read a book, you think that you can summon two Neronomicon demons.(aka 2 Warlocks)
*When seeing two people walk behind you, you will say Nice Try. (nt)
*You can see people names and ages(lvls) when you point at them.
*You laugh at people when they bought the wrong item.
*You eat tree to heal urself.
*When your girlfriend gets angry, you will think that she has the Mask Of Madness.
*You will be wishing that your girlfriend is hot as Crystal Maiden.
*When you see a student with 4.0 GPA, you begin to think of him as Dominating.
*When you see someone is dying on the bed, you will try to poke him/her with a red stick. (aka Dagon)
*When you get really frustrated or pissed off , you want to press Alt+QQ.
*When you get hit by a bus, you will use 1400 dallars to buy back.
*When you run really fast or really slow, you want to type -ms.
*You will put two kichen knifes together to make a SnY. (aka Sange and Yasha)
*When your mom drop her ring on the floor,you will steal it without asking permission.
*If anyone left the room you will say banned and stay.

If any of the above have happened to you. That means you play too much...LOL

And most importantly, if you say the word GG too much. You really need to get some help.

GL HF ALL!!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 2:51 pm

lolz that made me laugh gw

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Better Quit d0ta now sigh...

Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:42 pm

lol dota is addicting

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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:05 am

haha... nice one... lolz...
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 3:30 am

Hehe, lovin it!

Yeah, quite addicting...since we made some new words in DotA. In my cybercafe, me and my friends use these terms:

Popperspree - Killing Spree
Unpoppable - Unstoppable
Bubble Kill - Double Kill
Aries Kill - Double Kill with Stygwyr (Aries' best hero)
Purple Kill - Triple Kill
Pearslike - Godlike (Pears is the second best player in our cafe...)
Beyond Wilfred - Beyond Godlike (Wilfred is a super DotA addict and is considered the best in our cafe, hehe)
Scared?/Afraid? - A Runner...
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 12:00 pm

yeah dota..... i really love dota.....
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Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:17 am

nice....good one...made me laugh...LOL
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:21 am

lol some are impossible buy funny

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 6:01 am

T'was a bit funny...
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Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:39 am

u know sometimes im really tempted to poke someone with a red stick instead of giving them C.P.R.
i actually say owned though uh oh i play too much

made me laugh...

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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 1:15 pm

that was funny.....hehehe
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Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:16 pm

Heil!
Nice stuff.
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:17 pm

*When your mom drop her ring on the floor,you will steal it without asking permission.
*If anyone left the room you will say banned and stay.

OMFG THOSE TWO ARE THE -bleep- BEST

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