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tiberiumlord

Godlike Posts: 1110 Joined: 06 Jul 2007 gold

Chuck Norris!!!

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:51 am

For all u guys who know about Chuck Norris and his jokes... post them here!

I have 2 to post, then I'll wait for more.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.

You don't find Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris finds you!
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This guy comes at night to eat your feet.

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TwistedFirestarter

Warnings : 3

Mega Kill Posts: 975 Joined: 20 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:01 am

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waits!
Chuck Norris doesn't read, he stares at books until they give him the information!

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Glassage

First Blood Posts: 0 Joined: 21 Jun 2007 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 3:16 pm

There is no 'ctrl' key on Chuck Norris's computer because he is always in control.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, Water gets Chuck Norris.

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dARk_StAr_27

Monster Kill Posts: 494 Joined: 29 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:56 am

Chuck Norris Doesnt Play Dota

Dota Plays Chuck Norris
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War_Wrecker

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Mega Kill Posts: 902 Joined: 19 Dec 2006 gold

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:59 am

Chuck Norris Walked Into a bar.

FATALITY.
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Orochi

Yamata No Orochi
Executor Posts: 1656 Joined: 01 May 2006 gold

Posted: Sun Jun 15, 2008 8:49 pm

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
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bango

Killing Spree Posts: 74 Joined: 10 Oct 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 3:43 pm

In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.

Just check out www.chucknorrisfacts.com <- They've got 'em all Very Happy

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simon_rav

Dominating Posts: 197 Joined: 12 Dec 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:10 pm

I like this one!

Chuck Norric CAN touch MC hammer!
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CrYsTaL-IcE

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Dominating Posts: 119 Joined: 17 Jun 2008 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:50 am

Ok even though i hate chuck norris jokes ill say one

Chuck Norris doesnt get punched in the face.
He headbutts fists.
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SteliosrulezGR

Monster Kill Posts: 275 Joined: 02 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Sat Jun 21, 2008 8:10 pm

Chuck Norris once kicked someone and his foot overpassed light speed, moved back in time and killed a persian emperor/
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