A Swimming Competition

A Swimming Competition

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:42 pm

I mean no offense. but lol this is a good joke.

One day, there is a swimming competition to cross amazon river. The participants are gamers who swim, from throughout the world. This is the final, and there are only 5 contestants left. They're Counter-Strike player, Ragnarok player, Rising Force player, Battlefield player, and a DotA player.

The first contestant is CS player. He can swim up to the middle of the river and then sinks.
The second is Ragnarok player. She can swim up to 3/4 part of the river and sinks too.
The third is Rising Force player. He can swim up to the 6/7 part of the river and dies on the way.
The fourth is Battlefield player. He almost reaches the goal, but sinks when he's 50meters away.
The last is DotA payer. He swims until he reaches only 2 meters away from the goal line, and he swims back to the starting line.

The judge asks him, "why do you return here?"
The DotA player answers, "because i don't think i can make it to the finish line. i'm too tired, my hp is low, i need to go back to my own base to replenish hp and mana"

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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 6:37 am

why on earth does the bf2 player sink, should be, he says 'ffs this is taking to long i should just suicide and respawn with a boat'
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Posted: Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:09 am

the cs player sank because he was shot on the head...

and the DotA player should just get a flask or TP
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Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:52 pm

@kaizer the dota dude would get BoTs and a blink dagger.. DUH
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Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:15 pm

ahahahah,what a joke!!
@kai:
Yeah,agree :P

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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 8:32 am

Uhm! is that already what you called a joke?!
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 6:51 pm

Its kinda funny i get it btw
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