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flameseeker

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Some good jokes of mine.

Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:55 pm

I got some jokes. Hope you like them. Anyway, here they are:

1) An Italian biplane crashed into a graveyard in Italy. The new reporters say,"The authoritites have been digging and have so far found 212 bodies."

2)Timmy,a seven year old boy, was playing outside when his friend asked what is it called when two people sleep on each other.Timmy goes and asks his granny. His granny after much thought decides to tell the truth and she says it is called sexual intercourse.He goes and tells this to his friend who in turn tells it to his mother who had asked him in the first place. The friend runs back and tells Timmy something.Timmy in turn tells his granny,"You were wrong granny.It is a double bunker bed and my friends mom wants to speak to you."

3)A man in a bar was going to drink some beer when a bully snatches it away and gulps it down.The man starts crying.The bully,puzzled, asks him as to why he was crying over such a small matter.The man replies,"Today has been a very bad day for me.First, i wake up late and reach office very late. My boss fires me from my job because of a number of small mistakes i had made over the past weeks due to tension and depression.While walking in the streets,dejected,a man steals my purse adding to my misery.I go home with whatever money i had in my pocket.In my house i find my wife in bed with another man. I finally picked up enough courage to suicide and came to this bar with intentions of drinking poisoned beer and would have done so had you not snatched my poisoned beer away.

Thats all for now.You know it takes time to think up jokes. Ok, i admit these are jokes from another site which i found highly intresting.Still here they are. Smile

Finally here's a riddle which i solved today which i had seen on the sigi of one of the members of DS.Sorry about being unoriginal. Anyway the riddle is:

How can there be two fathers and two sons amongst three people?
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dota_gamerz

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:47 am

I like the third one! Haha, nice one!
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genso19

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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:23 pm

@flameseeker

a grandfather, a father then a son/grandson
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