Heavenly Ducks.

Heavenly Ducks.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:33 pm

Here Goes:

3 Boys are walking along the street when a 10-wheeler truck ripped their souls off their bodies. They all went to heaven and they were greeted by St. Peter.

St. Peter:
- would you like to enter Heaven?

1st Boy:
- yes i do.
2nd Boy:
- me too.
3rd boy:
- me three.

so St. Peter gave them a deal:

St Peter:
- i'll let you enter, BUT 1 Condition: DO NOT STEP ON ANY DUCK.!

All of the Boys:
- okay.

so st peter let them in. the three boys saw a massive population of rainbow colored ducks as they walked further from the gate they have just entered. the three boys were all trying hard not to step on any of the ducks.

the first boy accidentally stepped on one.
saint peter flew to him with an Ugly.. I Mean Ugly Woman.

St Peter:
- this is the punishment you get for stepping on a duck.! You'll get chained with this ugly woman for eternity.!

a few days later, the second boy stepped on a duck.
again, st. peter flew to him and chained him with another Ugly woman.

then, about 7 months passed and the third boy never stepped on a duck.

a day after, st peter flew to him with a very gorgeous girl. gorgeous that the boy was so startled for not seeing anyone more gorgeous than that girl. st. peter tied the girl to him, and without saying anything, st. peter flew away.

boy3: why will such a gorgeous girl be tied to me for eternity? *startled*

gorgeous girl: i dunno with you, but I just stepped on a DUCK.




LOL.
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:36 am

Ahahahha,the third boy has to be soooooo ugly!!

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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:23 am

hahaha!!! nice i get it now! nice
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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:42 am

@adren99 When did you read it?15 minutes before you got it? xD

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