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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:31 pm

There was once 3 heroes, namely, <killer_bakekang>, ExGTamahome, and lastly, `UnholY`, who were dwelling upon the World of Warcraft when the war between the Sentinel and the Scourge finished.

They were busy talking then they didn't know where they were already.

<killer_bakekang> : tol, nasan na tayo?
ExGTamahome : ano yon? tingnan nyo...
`UnholY` : *gulp* si roshan yan tanga!

Roshan stuns us all

<killer_bakekang> : wag po, wag po!
`UnholY` : weak lang po kami, hindi po kami pumapatay ng creeps!
ExGTamahome : at least ako level 2 kayo level 1...

Roshan silences us

All of us : .......
Roshan : Huwag kayo maingay, hindi ko kayo papatayin kapag nagawa nyo ang mga utos ko.

Silence ends

All of us : Ano po yon?!
Roshan : Magdala kayo ng tig 10 na prutas at bumalik kayo sakin, at huwag nyong subukang tumakas dahil may wards ako sa tabi-tabi.
All of us : OPO!
Roshan : Bumalik kayo pagkalipas ng 5 minuto.

After 5 minutes...

Roshan : Ikaw muna <killer_bakekang>!!
<killer_bakekang> : May dala po akong sampung melon!
Roshan : Ngayon, ipasok mo yang lahat sa butas ng pwet mo, kung nag iba ang expresyon ng mukha mo, papatayin kita!

Nanginginig na si <killer_bakekang> dahil alam nya na hindi nya ito kaya, aba eh, sobrang laki ng melon kaya!

Hindi pa nakakapasok ang isang melon, napabigay agad si <killer_bakekang> kaya... Nasa heaven na siya...

Sayang-saya naman si ExGTamahome dahil sampung napakaliit na pirasong ubas lamang!

Roshan : ExGTamahome, ikaw susunod!
ExGTamahome : OPO!

Pagkapasok ng isa, dalawa, tatlo....... walo, siyam na ubas, biglang napatawa si ExGTamahome at pinatay na rin ni Roshan.

Nagkita sina ExGTamahome at si <killer_bakekang> sa heaven.

<killer_bakekang> : Tol, bat ka pa tumawa? isang ubas na lang eh.. sayang oh buhay ka pa sana.

ExGTamahome : Oo nga eh, isa na lang..
<killer_bakekang> : Eh, bakit ka ba tumawa pa?

ExGTamahome : Eh kasi nakita ko si `UnholY` may dalang SAMPUNG DURIAN!!!

hehehe, please give your comments if it's funny or not.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:02 pm

This is like the initiation in frats. Hehe!
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:41 am

hahahahahha.!!!
very funny.! wahahahahahah
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:08 am

funny but i sympathize tamahome and bakekang for being used on joke

oh well...
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:21 am

killer bakekang is my real life friend anyway, it's ok for him i know.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:03 am

Nice...

Kinda funny to me..
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:06 am

its not okay to me you stuffed an melon into my butt how dare you
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:07 am

hehe.. hey, i stuffed a durian into my butt too you know.
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:09 am

ummmm its alright with me when you stuff your butt with durian because durian is soooooooo stinky
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:34 am

ok then, whatever you say there..
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:36 am

hey im playing sword an sandals and we almost finished it
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:38 am

part 2 or 1?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:19 am

OooKaaaY......
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:38 am

OoooKaaaaaY?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 12:40 pm

Ripped from a common joke
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