Alligator Shoes

Alligator Shoes

Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 2:49 am

Alligator Shoes

A young blonde was on vacation and driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!"

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!"

The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.

With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp.

Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out .. "SHIT... THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!"
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 5:52 am

LOL.i love blondes! =DDDDDDDD

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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:25 am

LOLZ barefoot gator.
stupid blonde
but she PAWNS!
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:28 pm

She was trained by Kardel LOL!!
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 8:51 pm

Old one....
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2008 11:21 pm

I guess...
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:23 am

Kardellina FTW!
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:46 am

lina dont shoot so....
kardelanaya?
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