The 4th Affair

The 4th Affair

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 10:58 pm

The 4th Affair

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.
Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths' and nobody offered me a damned thing."
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 4:39 am

guess he never liked his wife doesnt he?
and is the statue smith?

quite nice btw.
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 8:49 am

lol, a cheating husband and a cheating wife
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Lol!

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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 9:26 am

LOL .. One of the best Affair jokes ...
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Freedom is the right for all sentient beings .

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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 2:30 pm

man, just curious, how many of these jokes do you make up, and how many are just ya know right out of a book/webpage?
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:42 am

same as me why not make a joke competition btw? i'm sure youre gonna win
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Posted: Sat Feb 23, 2008 8:52 pm

LOL! Thanks guys for appreciating my humorous jokes!
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:45 am

i saw this joke and the shaky old lady joke on the-jokes.com

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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:02 pm

lol! You've been a member since Jun 2007 and still you have 1 post?? lawl!!
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 11:15 am

lol at least mv20vm was being resourceful in bringing and posting the jokes here..i wouldnt have bothered to go to joke websites to have a laugh

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:09 am

dude, som1 asked me da same question!! i donno wats wrong, i post so many already i just doesnt show!!!

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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 11:06 pm

You must PM drew about your issue
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:46 pm

nah, too lazy!! i don relly care too

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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:33 pm

who cares?. now that mv20vm saved us 20 dollars, be thankful
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:26 am

yeah that's a 20-dollar laugh for good! nice jokes man! ur the beast! I mean best!
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