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ERAPtions

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 11:09 am

For those of you who don't know, Erap, also known as Joseph Estrada, was a corrupt president who was impeached and removed from the presidency. He's a high school (or college, I'm not sure) drop out as well and is one of the reasons for these Jokes. I'm gonna compile them in this topic to make it easier for everyone to access.

1.The Exam
The test papers were distributed and everyone started answering. Erap was reading and trying to understand the instructions for 5 minutes.

After which, he removed his clothes, watch, shoes, socks, etc until he was only in his underwear. Everyone was like, WTF? and laughing their heads off until the professor asked Erap, "What do you think you're doing Erap?" He replied, "Sir, the instructions said answer in brief..."

2.The More Intelligent Candidate
This incident supposedly happened before the "ERAP PRESIDENCY".

The most intelligent the "presidentiable"(Pinoy term for preisential candidates), Miriam Santiago, has challenged the least intelligent presidentiable to a televised debate.

To make things interesting, Miriam says that every time she asks Erap a question which he cannot answer, Erap has to pay Miriam five pesos. BUT if Erap asks Miriam a question which she cannot answer, Miriam has to give Erap five thousand pesos.

Miriam asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" Erap doesn't say a word, reaches for his wallet, pulls out a five-peso bill and hands it to Miriam.

Now, it's his turn. He asks Miriam: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" Miriam looks at him with a puzzled look. She whips out her laptop computer and searches all her references. She taps into the phone with her modem and searches the Net. Frustrated, she sends E-mails to all her aides, assistants, and friends.

All to no avail.

After over an hour, she admits defeat and hands Erap five 1000-peso bills. Erap says nothing, but politely accepts the P5,000 and turns away to go home.

Miriam is a poor sport and demands from Erap, "Well, so what IS the answer!?" Without a word, Erap pulls out his wallet and gives Miriam another five pesos....

3.State Visit
The Russian president is in Manila on a state visit. Driving
into Malacañang with Erap, he sees a man peeing against the wall. He says, "In Russia we send people to the prison camps in Siberia, the coldest part of Russia, for doing that."

A year later the its President Erap turn for a state visit
to Russia. Driving into the Kremlin in Moscow they see a man peeing against the wall. He says to the Russian president, "I thought you send people to the prison camps for doing that."

"I wish I could, but I can't", said the Russian president,"that's the Philippine Ambassador."

That's all for now, I'll add more tomorrow Laughing

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Killing Spree Posts: 73 Joined: 07 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 2:06 pm

NICE HAHA Smile

) i loved the five peso thing Smile

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