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rllian


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See if you can get this one

Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:23 am

I find his one pretty darn funny if you're able to visualize the joke. Anyway, here goes:

One day, at a cafe, a woman calls out, "My daughter's choking! She swallowed a coin! Please, anyone, help!"

Immediately, a man rushed up and said he was experienced in these situations. He calmly walked to the girl, then, with no look of concern, wrapped his arms around her and squeezed. Out popped the coin.

The man returned to the table as if nothing had happened.

"Thank you!" the mother cried. "Tell me, are you a doctor?"

"No," the man replied. "I work for the tax office."

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TwistedFirestarter


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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:35 am

LoL! You gotta squeeze every penny out of them...


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rllian


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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:58 am

TwistedFirestarter wrote:
LoL! You gotta squeeze every penny out of them...



hahaha yea. I was afraid no one would get this joke. But really... just imagine how things work at the tax office

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malicef


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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:09 pm

lol that was nice!
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SteliosrulezGR


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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 10:21 am

Nice !!
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rllian


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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 12:55 pm

lol tq

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bau_HARRY


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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2008 1:54 pm

that was pretty funny.. jajaja Laughing
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Pinky Ishkafel


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Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:43 am

lol surely that man is very experienced
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BlackMan'sSmell


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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:57 am

taxDUDE: *squeezes girl again*

worriedMOM: Why did you do that?!

taxDUDE: just makin' sure...
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