FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! LOL

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!!! LOL

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:35 am

WINDOWS

Sales Rep: Sir, please buy my curtains, this is the best curtain we have for any windows
John: Okay! I'll buy one for my computer
Sales Rep: Curtains for your computer?? Why??
John: My Gosh!! It's got a Windows as well.. Idiot!!

HEAVEN & HELL

A newcomer girl in hell, complained to satan..
"Wow! There are lots of cute guys here, however they have small dicks... why is that??
SATAN: Darn!! If they got big poles, you'll gonna feel heaven!!

PROSPECTIVE EMPLOYER to APPLICANT

Interviewer: So, why did you leave your previous job??
Applicant: The company relocated and they didn't tell me where the new location is.

RADIO BROADCAST

LADY: (crying in a radio station): Sir, I just wanna say a special broadcast here in your radio station coz my husband took my five children without my notice
RADIO HOST: Okay ma'am, go ahead!!
LADY: Honey, please return my childs, only 1 of them is yours!!

CONFUSED

I just wanna confirm a thing that keeps on bugging my mind. I know you guysout there can help me. Plss!!
Is BIRDS FLU the Past Tense of BIRDS FLY??

THE iPOD

You are riding a public passenger vehicle (Van) with other passengers, you suddenly farted hard. Thank goodness the sound is very loud and you know other passengers wont notice it. Every beat of the sound synchronizes your hard farts. It's time for you to get off the van. All of the passengers are looking at you with mad eyes and spooky faces... You suddenly figured out why... you're just listening to your iPod.

HELL

WIFE: Nice my dear!! It's a miracle that you came home very early! What in the world had you go home so early??
HUSBAND: I just listened to my boss. He said to me... "GO TO HELL!!!"... That's why I decided to go home!!

GHOST

Husband: (Drunk). Honey..I'm so scared!! There's a ghost in our bathroom!
Wife: Huh?? Why do you say so??
Husband: Coz everytime I open the door to pee, it turns on the light automatically!
Wife: You moron bastard!! Now I know whose peeing in the fridge!!

BIRTHDAY GIFT

John: Today is my wife's birthday!
Peter: What's your gift to her??
John: I asked her what she wants
Peter: What did she tell you??
John: She said she wants to have anything with Diamond.
Peter: What did you give then??
John: A deck of Poker Cards hehe.

HEARING AID

Ken: I went to my doctor. I just bought a hearing aid. This is so damn Great!! My hearing is very clear now!!
Martin: Oh, really?? How much did you buy it??
Ken: Just yesterday..

Teacher: We are descendants of Adam and Eve!
Student: That's not true!! My dad says we descendants of an Ape!!
Teacher: We are not talking about your FAMILY!!


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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 10:33 am

woah.i'd love to meet the newcomer girl from hell. LOLOLOL

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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:04 pm

hahaha nice last one joke

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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 2:00 pm

"...."another thumbs up 4 u! nc jokes! hahaha.. *laughing*
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:07 pm

@Megget

I'll give you her phone #. hehe..
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:00 am

You're the beast!! Lol!! The best I mean..
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:57 pm

lol last one was great, but i noticed a lot of grammar mistakes in them.
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"Knowledge is Power."
"지식은 힘이다."

lol, i'm back after a 6 month break from DotA ^_^

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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:22 pm

Nobody is perfect bro!! Could've been just a typo!! Look at your grammar though!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:09 am



lol mine's fine.
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"Knowledge is Power."
"지식은 힘이다."

lol, i'm back after a 6 month break from DotA ^_^

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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:42 pm

lol!!
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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:14 am

Nice one (or many). LoL....
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Kodiwolf's howl!!

Can you see the light??

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2008 8:17 am

Give me her phone number.:P

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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:51 am

nice, but some are just usual. i love the ghost and heaven
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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 9:07 am

all the jokes were great(okay not all...) and thumbs up once again!!
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"at end of every tunnel there's a light...just hope it not a train"

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Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2008 10:21 am

your jokes are soo good you have forced me to interpret your grammar :P
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