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rllian

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Schoolkids nowadays

Posted: Sat May 24, 2008 5:50 pm

One day a teacher asks a student: okay, there were 4 birds in the tree, and a hunter shot one down. How many are there left?"

The student replies, "none, as the rest of the birds got scared away"

The teachers replies impressively, "Actually, I was expecting you to say 3. But I like your thinking."

The student then decides to ask her a question, "Teacher, there are 3 women sitting on a bench in the park. All of them hold lollipops. One of them licks her lollipop, the next one sucks it, and the last one bites it. Which one of the 3 women are married?"

The teacher, confused, replies, "ermmm... the one licking the lollipop?"

The student then replies, "actually, I was expecting you to say the one with the wedding ring... But I like your thinking" Wink

Saiyuki_Hakusho

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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 3:26 am

Ahahahaha! nc! the student sure is smart!
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 1:47 pm

the student outsmarted his teacher hahaha lol
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Posted: Sun May 25, 2008 9:13 pm

OOO I see where he is coming from lol. Ver smart.
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