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Lonewolf

Mega Kill Posts: 559 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 gold

Dirty joke again getting sick of it?

Posted: Fri Nov 10, 2006 1:02 pm

JOKE 1
a man visit a church and saw a beautiful nun so he does something really stupid after drink a bottle of liquor
Man:Are you virgin miss heheheh
Nun:Pardon me are you calling me?
Man:yes are you virgin heheh
Nun(name mary):wat i not virgin mary
Man:wat you are not virgin and marry!?! wat kind of nun are
you?!?!?

JOKE 2
A girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:

“The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family.”

The girl said she understood and went on her date.

The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, “Well, did you disgrace the family.” “No,” said the girl, “Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did them to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!”
well like it?if not then post wheter i should quit writing dirty jokes so vote now should i or not write dirty joke begin today and end at nov 12 so vote now gogogog!!!!! remember once vote cant change!!!! Very Happy

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shadowmastermk47

Ya spit yer words 2me, I smash mah fist 2you!
Mega Kill Posts: 857 Joined: 15 May 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:47 am

Nobody get sick of your jokes, homes! Keep it up!!
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Lonewolf

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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:48 am

Ok 1 vote keep on
and 0 vote stop
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lone_destroyer47

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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:48 am

Nice one Lonewolf!

99999999999/10!!

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Lighten up, homie. PM me later.
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Lonewolf

Mega Kill Posts: 559 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:50 am

Great 2 vote keep it coming
and 0 vote stop posting this joke
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Vipul

Monster Kill Posts: 235 Joined: 24 Jun 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:55 am

im trying my best not to flame:
u guys are a DISGRACE!
i vote you cut it out, wolfboy!
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Lonewolf

Mega Kill Posts: 559 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 7:58 am

Err vipul how you know iam a boy i maybe also a wolfgal anyway
2 vote keep it up
1 vote cut it out!!!
remember guys 12 nov is the dateline
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Vipul

Monster Kill Posts: 235 Joined: 24 Jun 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:01 am

i knew i should have said wolfcub......
but seriously man, this stuff is disgusting!
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Lonewolf

Mega Kill Posts: 559 Joined: 18 Oct 2006 gold

Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:03 am

AHahahha well i am a disguting person anyway(just kidding)XD
2 vote keep it coming
1 vote cut it out
Still left 18 hour plus for voting make haste dudes iut there so do gals
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