dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 4

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng!!part 4

Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:47 pm

eto ang part 4

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Titikman ko ang naiiba mong sarap!

Hihigupin ko ang mainit at malinamnam mong katas.

Ahhh! Susundutin ko ang malambot mong laman!

Ang sarap talaga ng bulalo!
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Ooohh! Ahhh! Hmmmpp! Sige, sarap!

Tuloy lang! Sakit, ang tigas! Ayan na! Aray!

Ang hapdi! Ayan na. Ayan na! Lalabas na! Ooooohhhh!

Ang sarap talagang umebak!
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Ipasok ng suwabe, baka dumugo.

Dahan-dahan mong isagad at saka mo igiling.

Sairin mo sa kaloob-looban saka mo hugutin!

Iyan ang tamang pangungulangot!
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Malaking Ari

Mag-isang umiihi sa comfort room si Josefina nang biglang may pumasok na malaking mama. Inilabas nito ang kanyang napakalaking ari at inihampas sa inidoro, Basag ang inidoro.

Hinampas naman ng mama ang lababo ng kanyang titi at basag din ang lababo.

Humarap ang mama kay Josefina hawak-hawak ang malaking ari nito.

Mama: "Alam mo ba kung ano ang gagawin ko sa iyo?"

Josefina: "Ano po?"

(takot na tanong ni Josefina.)

Mama: "Titirahin kita sa puwet ng malaking ari ko!"

(pananakot ng mama.)

(Nawala ang kaba ni Josefina.)

Josefina: "Sus, akala ko pa naman ipupukpok mo rin `yan sa ulo ko, eh!"
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Ipapasok ko na ha?

Pedro: Ipapasok ko na ha?
Tekya: dahan dahan lang ha?
Pedro: Ako ang bahala!
Tekya: Aaahhh! and sarap!
Pedro: Idi-diin ko pa!
Tekya: Oo Sige!!!..Ikut-ikutin mo rin ha!
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PEDRO: Ayan!...Malinis na!...Sa kabilang tenga naman
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Breakfast After Sex

(Lolo and Lola having breakfast after sex.)


Lola: Alam mo, hanggang ngayon e nagiinit pa ang dibdib ko sayo!

Lolo: Paanong hindi iinit yan eh naksawsaw yang dede mo sa kape!
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Hokey Pokey

May mag-asawa na matagal nang nag-se-sex at gusto ni misis na may bagong gagawin si mister habang sila ay nag-se-sex.

misis: Honey gusto ko kantahan mo ako habang nag-se-sex tayo.

mister: Ok sige!

at sinimulan na nilang mag-sex

mister: I put my titi in, i put my titi out,i put my titi in and shake it all around,i'll poke your poki-poki and shake it all around that's what its all about!

misis: AGAIN! AGAIN! AAAHHHHH!
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Teacher: Pedro ano tagalog sa "FOOT"

Pedro: sori ma'am di ko alam eh.!

Teacher: lintek na bata 'to ah...may 4 nito ang Kalabaw at may 2 ako nito...?

Pedro : ah alam ko na..! DEDE..
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 11:49 pm

pasensya na kung mejo bastos n ung iba^^

hehe trip lng to!!^^
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:38 am

PERVS...


HMmmmP!!!!

*Flicks mah long hair*
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 5:09 am

Woah..... Joke Moderator

Gah, I can't stop laughing!!!!!

LOLz I like the Hokey Pokey

XDXDXDXDXD
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:49 am

BWAHAHAHAHA NAPAKAGALING MO TALAGA PAGDATING SA PAGPOPOST NG MGA JOKES HAHAHAHA KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SAKA ITULOY MO LANG YAN HEHEHE!!!
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:37 am

ang galing mo pag dating samga green joke mo!!!!! :P
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:46 am

Nothing's wrong with posting green jokes as long as they're funny. Keep it up!
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:45 am

I love that hokey pokey joke wahahaha
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