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Stratovicius

First Blood Posts: 0 Joined: 13 Feb 2007 gold

Funny DotA for dummies!

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 5:04 pm

Hello my name is Carlos i am a Colombian Gamer... This guide is of my inspiration, realize

when playing with novices in a local network LAN, I hope that they enjoy it. Wink

Dota for dummies ideas:

Now we will learn to cure to us in the source when we are weak and the use of parchments.

Now we will see like buying!

Also we will learn the differences between heros of agi, int and forces although it is difficult to believe.

In order to buy creep or heroes is due to kill...

Now we will see so that it is not good for buying prescriptions of the objects before having necessary objects.

Also we will learn not to approach us the enemy towers in level 1 “do not go away of brave" it is I title of this I cap. Laughing

jajaja

we will also see that the attack of the towers can arrive very far.

Mainly if his hero is melee* * melee: hand-to-hand dicese battle.

Another one of the advanced chapters serious: “Like denying towers to the enemies without dying in the attempt”.

In this lesson we will teach to them that it is possible to be paid to return to the life! “IF although you do not create it can!!! " lol

Also we will teach not to pay to them to return to the life lacking 2 seconds to return to the life!!!

And they already know, to save does not serve!

Cap 250: Zeus powerful the Electromagnetic God. He does not serve that you run or you hide,

Zeus always have one of his rays to kill !

So if they die without reason, they do not say: “that step? ; who was” so that questions are stupid knowing that Zeus are playing….

Also they were asked so that I cannot use my powers the world is cruel I want to cry, because the world is not cruel must learn that they can be silence!

to harden did not help you to Win a game!! lol-_-.

if you want add something to this guide from dota dummies do it. jeje

Stratovicius
stratocar@hotmail.com

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flameseeker

Mega Kill Posts: 738 Joined: 18 Jun 2007 gold

Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 8:28 am

Didnt understand anything. your english too bad.
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bloodcraft

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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 10:26 am

me too
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Creative_PH

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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 3:00 pm

me too
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adren99

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Posted: Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:41 pm

me too is it a joke?.. i cant relate to anything you said
Hysterical

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xSijUx

First Blood Posts: 7 Joined: 02 Aug 2007 gold

?

Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:52 pm

wow... Mad

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mjs

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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:01 am

huh???
i don't get it

must be a Columbian thing....
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BYZ

First Blood Posts: 44 Joined: 14 Aug 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 5:00 pm

haha i dont get it ethier but i want to buy a dota for dummies book
i also want to start the school of D.O.T.A and start dota therapy

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