Insane Jokes....

Insane Jokes....

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:17 am

69??

BABAE: Honey, mag-69 tayo.
LALAKE: Ano yon?
BABAE: Ituturo ko sa yo.(nakaposition na sila e napautot ng 4x si babae).
LALAKE: Ayoko na !!! Di ko na kakayanin ang 65 pang utot!!
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What is sex in Español?

“Vamos tumba la cama, entrada mi picoy tu fuerta, con atras abante; no pwersa pero sige rapido birada, cargada cemilya todo discarga..ole!!
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Dangerous To your Health:

GOVT WARNING: Eating female’s organ is dangerous to your health bcoz its 5% urine, 3% acidic, 2% fat & 90% addictive. Hehehe. Eat moderately.
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Keep up The good work:

Ina:o Napaaga ka yata ngayon mario?
Mario:pinauwi nya ako kaya ako umuwi nang maaga sinabihan pa nya nga ako e!
Ina:anong ba yung sinabi sa iyo?
Mario:GO TO HELL kaya yun napaaga ako!
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Makin Love Means??

1. putting the lights off

2.shaking the bed

3.going to the bathroom to wash

4.whispering sweet nothings

5.raising the temperature

6.having convulsions

7.body as one

8.twisting the arms and legs

9.moaning and panting

10.sweating it out

11. heaven and hell!!



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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:38 am

Nice one!
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:45 am

Oooh this is nice....
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:10 am

HahaHa.... Tnx.. LOlz
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:42 am

my god what a nice green jokes
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 12:38 am

^_^ Nice Jokes!

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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:44 am

the best yung español.... wahahahahaha
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 2:55 am

i have already read the español part from a friend but its stil a good laugh!
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:44 pm

*_*.Nice ones noob28!Now the second part:
PS:If you can post all the things in english it would be better..

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