dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 7

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 7

Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:34 am

Part 7..wahehe..sana magus2han niyo

Sa isang ospital…

Misis: Dok, kumusta ho ang mister ko?
Dok: He’ll be ALL RIGHT!

Misis: Ho?! Pagkatapos ng grabeng aksidente niya?!
Dok: Oo naman! Pinutol namin ang kanyang left arm at left leg, so, ALL RIGHT na siya!

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Sa Dilim

BF: Love halika sa dilim

GF: Bakit?

BF: Alam mo na

Ng nasa dilim na sila.....

BF:(hinubad ang pantalon at brief) halika na.

GF: Bakit ka naghuhubad? maghuhubad na rin ako.

BF: Bakit TATAE KA RIN BA?!!!!
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Policeman arresting a prostitute

Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I'm a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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labandero
Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may
kumbento? may asawa ka?
Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay!
Tumatanggap
akong labada!
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nakangiti

Nun: I was raped... what shall i do?
Mother Superior: Hir, take this calamansi.
Nun: wil ds ease d pain?
Mother Superior: sipsipin mo! ng mawala ngiti sa mukha mo , Bwiset!!!

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hatid, sundo

Wife: Dear, ano regalo mo sa 25th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Dalhin kita sa Africa ...
Wife: Wow! How sweet naman... eh! sa 50th Anniversary natin?
Husband: Susunduin na kita!
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pakilamero

BUS HINOLDAP!
Holdaper: re-reypin ko lahat ng babae dito!
Prosti: ako na lang po, maawa kayo sa iba..
Lola: Sinabi na ngang LAHAT eh! sasagot pa! gagang 'to!
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ticket daw

Dalawang probinsyano sumakay sa elevator
Gorio: magkano ibabayad natin?
Andoy: tanga! inosente! bugok! stupid! bat ka magbabayad eh wala
pa tayong tiket!
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driver

Pedro: Pare bakit malungkot ka?
Juan: Asawa ko nag hire ng driver, Gwapo, Bata, Macho!
Pedro: Nagseselos ka?
Juan: Nagtataka lang ako kasi wala kaming sasakyan!
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bond paper

Anak: Itay, bibili ako ng bond paper
Itay: Anak, wag kang bobo ha? hindi "bond paper" ang tawag dun!
Anak: Ano po ba?
Itay: "Kokongban"
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stronger

Women are physically stronger than men...
Why?
Because women can carry two mountains at a time!
while men can carry only two eggs...
Take Note!
with the help of a bird pa!
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kalmot

Juan: San ka galing?
Pedro: sementeryo, libing ng byenan ko.
Juan: E bakit puro kamot ang mukha at braso mo?
Pedro: Mahirap ilibing eh... Lumalaban!!
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thermometer

Two nurses on duty...
Nurse 1: Hoy! Gaga, bakit may thermometer sa tenga mo!
Nurse 2: Ha? susmaryosep! kaninong pwet ko kaya naiwan yung ballpen
ko!! Shocked
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leon o bubuyug

Hari: Ano gusto mong parusa? ipakain sa leon o pasukan ng bubuyog sa
pwet?
Pedro: Mas gugustuhin ko pong pasukan ng bubuyog sa pwet.
Hari: Mga kawal! ilabas si Jolibee!

yan lang po hehe..sana magus2han ule ng mga pinoy toh...
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:20 pm

You sir, still have the power!

XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 12:41 pm

IDOL!! Hahahaha
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 2:49 am

hahahahA!!!!!!!!!!
PInOY TRuLY RUles!!!
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 9:26 am

@Yukino

Hehe thanks for the memories...^^
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:25 am

I salute you sir! excellent jokes, you never lost your touch!
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 12:04 pm

Superiority is still in your blood!!!
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Posted: Fri Dec 21, 2007 1:47 am

"..."more jokes pls.. man this is your wildest yet!!! very funny..."..."
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