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mjs

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father and son

Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:13 am

A father brings his son to the toy store. He lets his son pick between two toys, Barbie or Superman. The son picks Superman. In his mind, the father was happy since his son picked Superman, so the son isn't a gay. But then he heard his son say "Oh Superman you're so handsome! Mwahh!!"

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geccocoolz

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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:45 am

Nc try, but not dat funny......
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yukino_silvermaine

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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:00 pm

...

Okaaaay..
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shadowmastermk47

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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:22 am

That's not e-ven f0nny, lol.

What if he picks barbie and does something like....
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death_knight

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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 10:28 am

Not even close....
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yukino_silvermaine

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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 11:05 am

Son buys Barbie.

Father is angry.

Son says "I wanna fap to her!"

*snort*
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Garfield

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 5:57 am

*tonk*

Nuff said.
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_noob28_

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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 10:53 am

yeah what if he pick a barbie dolly then he put he's **** on barbies mouth??
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mjs

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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:50 am

i knew it! posting someone's joke won't do good.
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Kmiko

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:01 am

well...........

when he buy both... wat will happen..?
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kkefuk

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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:53 am

will his **** fit in the barbie?
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war1ock

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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:11 pm

uhhh. :| :|
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SlwaBluPhnx

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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:00 pm

BISEXUAL! HMFG

I would actually be worried if he dropped both and went ahead to buy Metallica's new Hairy Vagina album . . .
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pomlaos

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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 7:27 am

come on Slwabluphnx don't get in to details.
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