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Dakilang_Putok

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choose ur birthmonth..

Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 8:04 am

cho0se ur biRthm0ntH:
Jan - siNapAk kO
Feb - diNiLaAn Ko
Mar - hiNuBaRan Ko
Apr - piNaLo kO ng tUBo
May - giNaWa kOng aLiLa
Jun - siNuKaHan Ko
Jul - nAkipAg-iNuMan
Aug - nKiPag-RambuLan
Sep - KiNagAt Ko
Oct - nabuNtis Ko
Nov - piNagtAtaGa kO
Dec - hiNuLog kO sA kAnaL

seCond, add yOur biRthdAy:

1 - si GloRia
2 - si ERap
3 - si aNgeL LocSin
4 - si tEd FaiLoN
5 - si GriNgo HoNasSan
6 - si dOrAeMon
7 - si jOLibEe
8 - si RoNaLd Mc dOnaLd
9 - si jOse pidaL
10 - si bOy AbuNda
11 - si aLbert Einstein
12 - si jOse riZaL
13 - si kRis aQuiNo
14 - si doRiNa piNeda
15 - si sAm miLby
16 - si mAhaL
17 - si bOn jOvi
18 - si bAmbOo
19 - si caSsandRa Ponti
20 - si cOry AquiNo
21 - si nidA bLaNca
22 - si miCo sOtto
23 - si hArry poTter
24 - si haLe bErry
25 - si emiLio AguinALdo
26 - si cOokie mOnster
27 - si sUper iNggo
28 - si dArNa
29 - si mArcos
30 - si beA aLonZo
31 - si sAnta cLauS

aNd thiRd, pick tHe fiRst Letter fRom
yOur
nAme:

A - kAsi wALang c0ndoM sa wALLet kO
B - kAsi mAhaL nA aNg tuiTion
C - kAsi mAhaba Ang buHok ni sadaKo
D - kAsi mAbaho aNg hiningA ko
E - kAsi waLa aKong pEra
F - kAsi Asin Lng Ang uLam nMin kAnina
G - kAsi mALaki ang b0obs ni dArNa
H - kAsi pAtay Ung kUko kO
I - kAsi mAy aSawa nA ako
J - kAsi sUkob uNg kAsaL kO
K - kAsi waLaNg yeLo sA tiNdaHan
L - kAsi maLambing Ang Nanay kO
M - kAsi bAbaeRo aNg tAtay kO
N - kAsi tWo-tiMer aKo
O - kAsi aYoKo nAng mAg-aRaL
P - kAsi mAy pUtoK siYa
Q - kAsi nag 1-2-3 aKo sA jEep
R - kAsi wALa aKong bUhok Sa kiLi-kiLi
S - kAsi piLay aNg Aso nMin
T - kAsi Vlrgin pA ako
U - kAsi nALunod Ako sA batya
V - kAsi puMutOk uNg Lobo NuNg bAta
W - kAsi mAy bAktoL siYa
X - kAsi mAtiGas uNg pandeSaL
Y - kAsi pAngit siYa
Z - kAsi aNg gAnda Ko
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plss post ur results...
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mikorkeza

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 9:53 am

June 20 M - Sinukahan ko si Cory Aquino kasi babaero ang tatay ko!!

BWAHAHAHAHA AYOS YO TOL HAHAHAHA!!!

Sana naman naging angel locsin tapos nabuntis ko kasi wala akong condom sa wallet hehehe!!!
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_noob28_

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 1:06 pm

Hmmm.. awtz..

OCT 28 A - Nabuntis ko si darna kasi walang condom sa wallet ko...
lolz

A - Andrei
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Lonewolf

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:05 pm

i cant read nor understand it
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TOPAK™

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:41 pm

Dec 16 J or A - Hinulog ko sa kanal si mahal kasi walang condom ang wallet ko/kasi sukob yung kasal ko.

J - Jose
A - Angelo

@my result - Doesn't make any funny sense. T_T

LOLzZz
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nukE_fuSion_4_dummies

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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 4:25 pm

piNagtAtaGa kO si nidA bLaNca(rest her soul) kAsi mAhaba Ang buHok ni sadaKo...

O_o

hahahaahhaahahahahaa!!!
not really my birthday..! Wink

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Dakilang_Putok

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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 3:49 am

April 11 A or E-
pinalo ko ng tubo si albert einstein dahil sukob ang kasal ko/wala akong pera
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bau_HARRY

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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:11 am

jan 11 m -->> sinapak ko si albert einstein kasi babaero ang tatay ko
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shadowmastermk47

Ya spit yer words 2me, I smash mah fist 2you!
Mega Kill Posts: 857 Joined: 15 May 2006 gold

Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 4:20 am

Mine shall never be revealed, instead my homie's bday and name na lang :

hiNuBaRan Ko si haLe bErry kAsi wALa aKong bUhok Sa kiLi-kiLi

her name wuz raz (damn her, she's here somewhere)
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n_hapitan

Monster Kill Posts: 263 Joined: 18 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:56 am

Sinukahan ko si Gloria kasi two timer ako. June 1 hehehe..
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trickxx09

Dominating Posts: 103 Joined: 24 Aug 2006 gold

Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:51 am

Sinukahan ko si bamboo kase VIRGIN PA AKO
June 18 T
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kaizer9

Hmmm...
Support Team Posts: 1348 Joined: 08 Aug 2006 gold

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 2:14 am

pinagtataga ko si gloria kc babaero tatay ko...

Nov 1 M

Quote:
pinagtataga ko si gloria

lolz i wish i can really do that...
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yonan2165

First Blood Posts: 4 Joined: 15 Mar 2007 gold

Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:45 pm

wat language is that looool

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I.C.O

First Blood Posts: 10 Joined: 07 May 2007 gold

Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:43 am

hinulog ko sa kanal si dorina pineda kasi sukob ung kasal ko
December 14 J
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