A story hope you enjoy it

A story hope you enjoy it

Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 5:52 am

Hope you enjoy my story...

According to Tauren myth, Elune or Mu'sha was said to have fallen inlove with Malorne when he was being hunted by the Tauren. Through a deal with Elune he escaped the Tauren, in exchange for his affections for her(any ways, Malorne was dumb enough to fall for that deal).

Now then, let's put a twist to that story shall we...

One night, it was peaceful, all waters were calm, the reflection of the cresent moon on a puddle of water was crystal crystal clear. But all of a sudden, thuding footsteps of the Tauren and Malorne soon broke the silence.

"That giant stag will make a great meal!", said the leader of the Tauren band.

"Especially if it's roasted!", said another hunter.

"No way men, were makin' crispy pata(legs fried to a crisp) out of those legs, yum!"said another hunter.

"No way, were having juicy pink ribs out of that massive game!", said another hunter.

"Oh! stop arguing, there's enough for each of those delicious ideas. Now stop making me hungry!", said the leader of the Tauren band.

"Oh my gosh!, how can you possibly think of such cruel, yet delicious ideas of me! Oh How could you!, said Malorne T_T

As the chase went on they soon ran into a cliff...

"This is it, you giant stag, prepare for your soon to be delicious defeat" said the Tauren leader.

"I won't let that happen!", said Malorne.

Malorne ran back to his hunters and then he made a tight turn and ran towards the cliff and jumped(with the cresent moon as his background, for him and anyone else it was a slow motion moment).

"Our meal is getting away!", said the Tauren band.

The Tauren band threw an envenomed spear that's tipped with a knockout poison. But Malorne, being a massive creature, only got dizzy. As he was slowly falling and losing his sobriety, a song of peace was heard from the sky, every creature who heard it instantly calmed(yes including the Tauren hunters), but soon it stopped(she had to pronounce the proposition, and yes, the tauren got enraged again).

"Malorne I will save you from your delicious fate", if you promise to love me" said Elune.

Malorne, having mixed emotions, and suspended in mid-air, said:

"Hear that Taurens!, the chick digs me!, but Elune I'm afraid that, I do not feel the same way towards you, I, cannot do it!"

"Well Malorne, if that is your decision, I'm afraid you'll suffer a delicious fate..." said Elune.

"So be it, NOT!!!!!!!........., I know you'll save me some way somehow because you love me, and still let me go, because to love means to let go!", said Malorne.

"Excuse me lady, the freakishly large stag is right to love is to let go, so if you really love him, why not go let of him right now!, you love him don't you!?" said the Tauren band leader.

Elune, to blindened by her emotions for Malorne, said: "You know what Tauren, you're right, I should let go of him right here, right now! Oh! I love you Malorne"

Elune stopped the spell that suspended Malorne in mid-air and fell into a huge net (that has been set-up by the Tauren while Elune and Malorne were conversing).

Thus, the Tauren collected their hunt.

"Thanks for the massive deer!" said the Tauren band.

Elune, to irritated, forgot about her ability to ressurect a dead creature.

Tonight, tomorrow, and for the next days to come our tribe shall feast!" said the Tauren band when they brought the hunt to their tribe.

As for Elune:, "Oh, well I'll just find another hunk I got all eternity to spend!"

The End.
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:30 am

Whoah! Good story you got there! Keep it up! ^^,
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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 6:53 am

Yeah.It's great.Keep it going.Post more stories9if you can longer :P )

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Posted: Sat May 12, 2007 7:53 am

Thanks for the comments guys.

The real story though is without all the cr** and Malorne agreed with the deal, which led to the birth of Cenarius.
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 5:04 pm

How do you get these original stories? And the story is hilarious anyway.
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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 9:18 am

How? Wowwiki.com has all the history of WoW.
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 3:06 pm

Oh. Thanks.Once gains a nice twisted story.
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