got 2 jokes here, hope you get it...

got 2 jokes here, hope you get it...

Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:03 am

there were 2 friends, one city boy and the other was a province boy.
City boy: what's your horoscope?
Province boy: what's a hu-rus-cup?
City boy: the one that's like predicting your future...like mine cancer.
Province boy: oh! i know now, mine's almoranas<not sure of the english of tis word>

hehe...now the 2nd one..<kinda corny though>
why do people say that when a food dropes down the floor you still have 3 seconds before it gets dirty?
answer- think of it, you being the virus and being dropped by a thing that you still don't know... what will you do? of corse run away from it. hehe

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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:12 am

i already know the 2nd joke.. Lolz

Nice try anyways...
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 10:13 am

They're not like the All-stars Joker, I''m referring to Dakilang_Putok there. Me call them ticklish jokes.
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 2:55 am

this is the other version of that


there is lovers who is stargazing
the BF said

BF: what's your horoscope
GF: what is that?
BF: a horoscope just like me cancer
GF: okay ako almoranas
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