^_^ bear story...

^_^ bear story...

Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:54 am

one night a man was walking down a mud road in a Forest., when suddenly a huge bear jumped in front of him, roared so loud and began to open his mouth preparing to eat the man.
out of fear and helplesness, the man yelled "Lord God help me.!"
when sudenly a bright light appeared from the sky, and a booming voice said
"why should i help you.? you have led a wicked life and never did you belive in me.!"
"i'm sorry, i promise i'll change" said the man
"no.!" said the voice "it's too late for that.!"
"well," pleaded the man "can you atleast make the bear a Christian.?!?"
"very ewll, fair enough"
the light vanished and the man again saw the bear in front of him. But sudennly, the bear fell to its knees., put its paws together and said
"thank you Lord, for which we are about to recieve...."



i don't know about you guys., but this made me laugh...

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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:16 am

I dont get it... XD
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:51 am

i don't get it too!
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:34 am

ahahah!!

they dont get it!

hahaaahahaahahahaah!!

hahahahaah!!
its killin me..

they dont get it..

weeww!
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"this will soon be, a wasteland..
soviet power, supreme.."
-apocalypse..

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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:37 am

and you do.? hayyzzz... finally somebody understood my joke... actualy i couldn't stop laughing the first time i read this... ^_^
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:42 pm

Ok now i get it, the first time i read this, i was sleepy so i didn't get it the first time.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:32 pm

@mjs.. marry my brain..

and we'd be indestructible.. i tell ya!!

hehehe!!

@bau..
hehehe!! ofcourse!! you're my real-life friend!! i know what makes you SAD, and what makes you FART,, and what makes you LAUGH...

chaka!! hahahah!!
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"this will soon be, a wasteland..
soviet power, supreme.."
-apocalypse..

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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:46 am

I get it
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People do selfish things...

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Posted: Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:22 am

I get it. Praying before his food. Got it on first read even though i not a christian.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:10 am

i get it
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:27 am

same as flameseeker
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:25 pm

I just find a torking bear funny.

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