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Dakilang_Putok

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dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lng po!!part 11

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 11:06 am

part 11 paps!!heh

try mo tumingin sa bintana niyo, nakikita mo ba ung matandang nakasmile na duguan, my tagpas sa leeg at nanlilisik ang mata sa galit? Kung wala, tingnan mo sa gilid ng kama mo.......................
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Sakit ba ulo mo dahil sa problema?
May gamot na!
TOGMORON 500!
Iun-TOGMORON sa pader ulo mo 500mg.
Tandaan!! TOG MO RON!
Kung di epektib, TOGMOPA 50!
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A lawyer driving on a hi-way notices a crowd in an intersection. With his urge to get into the thick crowd and see the action.. He shouted, "im the son of the victim." upon hearing, the people made way for him to get through. there he saw, bloody and helpless lying infront of the people. A pig bumped by a trailer truck.
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“I admit marami na akong pinadapa!!!!
Pinagapang!!!! Nahulog sa kanal!!!!
Pinag-away!!!! Nasaktan!!!!
Pero anong magagawa ko???
Eh sa kayo ang naglalaway sa kin??? I’m sorry.”
-Red horse.
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Exec Sec Zamora: Sir, puwede bang palitan 'tong laptop ko?
Erap: Bakit?
Zamora: Masyadong mabigat, eh!
Erap: Ba't di ka mag-delete ng files para gumaan?
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Ang love daw ay parang ngipin
minsan masakit
minsan duguan
parang utot minsan nalilihim
minsan nbubuko..
at parang kulangot, hindi mo malalaman kung ano lasa kung hindi mo titikman!!! Tae sa knila na ung love nila!!
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Signs seen on jeepneys:
A commuter is a jeepsetter
Pull string to stop driver.
God knows Hudas not pay.
Don't get close to me, get close to God.
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Do you know what is Vine TEA???
Vine Tea...
Vine Tea is actually a sukli, when your money is Php50, when you load 30...
so your sukli is
Vine Tea right!!! heheheh....
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AMERICAN ENGLISH: Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!!!!
IN TAGALOG: kain lang kayo ng kain,walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to! Gago!!!
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Guro: Benito, ako ay may limang mansanas sa kanang kamay at sampu sa kaliwa, samakatuwid, meron akong...

Benito: malalaking kamay ma'am!
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Spelling can kill you. watch out:

Husband on an out of town assignment. sent a text to wife...

"Trip is wonderful!!! Am having a good time...
Wish you were her!"
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Estudyante: mama bayad!
Drayber: san galing?
Estudyante: sa akin!
Drayber: [gago to ah!] san papunta?
Estudyante: eh di sayo! Tanga!
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kapag feeling mo cnuklaban ka na ng langit, nilamon ka na ng lupa and feeling mo stars are falling down on you. Halika nga, lapit ka sakin. Ikaw ha? Adik ka sa dota ano?
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sa buhay, di lahat nabibili o binibigay. May gusto tayo na di nkukuha. May pangarap na di naaabot. May hiling na di natutupad. parang ako, buong game na nagfafarm puta d ko parin mabuo buo yung divine rapier ko...
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ang tunay na kakyutan, wala sa mukha, sa ayos o sa panlabas na anyo mo. Dhil ito ay nasa dota lamang okey?? tignan mo kyut ni tiny oh!! xD
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pag mhal mo ang isang tao, ipakita mo na mhal n mhal mo tlga xa. Ipaglaban mo sya hangga’t maaga pa, kase. Pag gabi na, tulog na un.
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wag mo sayangin ang time na ipagtapat sa tao na mahal mo xa. Lalo na alam mo mhal ka rin niya. Dhil bka dmating ang araw na sure ka na. Pero xa, ibang gender na.
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mga anak[triplets na lalake]: itay! Bili mo kame ng tig-isang baril!

Itay: wow naman! Paglaki nyo palagay ko sundalo kayo.

[pagkabigay ng baril] anak: get ready girls! Charlie’s calling!
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titser: class, what are the different colors of banana?
Student: ma’am! Brown!
Titser: tarantado! May brown ba na saging?
Student: tarantado ka rin! Banana cue, bobo! Bobo ka titser! Bobo!
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heh..medyo napahaba eh....pero magaganda yan..
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nhew_cute14

First Blood Posts: 21 Joined: 01 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 1:36 pm

hehe natawa ako sa lahat
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Im Here!!

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Saiyuki_Hakusho

Monster Kill Posts: 383 Joined: 12 Feb 2007 gold

Posted: Fri Jan 04, 2008 1:41 pm

"..."lahat nakakatawa! *neeed 2 copy paste this!* plz. make more jokes!! u're the best joker here in ds! hehehe! Laughing

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