school grades for dota heroes

Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:41 pm

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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:47 am

Hmm... i got a few..

Chen
Pursuades the teacher to do whatever he wants:A+
Always sends the teacher to the office:A+
Comments: Often Pursuades either the teacher to do his work for him, or other kids. Often Pursuades strong buff kids to beat up other kids he dosent like.

Witch Doctor
Does Voodoo on people:A+
Summons the "Bored Ward" letting the whole school know hes bored when hes bored:A+
Comments: Often does voodoo on people he dosent like.

Rigwarl
Shoots snot out of his nose at other students.
Shooting sharp spiky thingies at other students
Comments: Makes a big mess with his snot.

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:40 am

Slithice: So boring makes all the other students go to sleeeep.....
Spectre: Never stays in the same class keeps blinking around.
Lucifer: Too fat for his own good, should stop eating first graders.
Slardar: Freak, runs really fast when he has no legs.
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:17 pm

How about A+ for Lina giving good head and using her boobs for...yea..

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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:52 am

^what??
oh i'm think i'm gonna add some:
Bone fletcher:
Absent=B+
Eat someone=A+
if he's hungry he always eat someone,sometimes it's missing from class.Icefrog,the principal always angry bcoz BC always make the chair&table burned

Raijin:
Grapple=A+
Slap=A++
he's a very great teacher.When the breaks over all of his students never late too classes(thx to grapple,all of his student have been pulled to class)hehas a very great speed on slapping bad student,or giving some thunder
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 3:30 am

Ogre Magi

Group Work - A++
Cheating - A+
Burning The Room - A
One of the most intelligent people in the school (he has/have 2 brains) because of his 2 heads, he's always exempted in group work, together with jakiro. Using his two heads and great height, he always check the answers of others. He usually plays with fire, and because of his poor eyesight, he always fire his spells around instead of his target

Morphling

Cleaning - A+
Morphling - A+
the local janitor of the school, he usually clean the whole gym within a second using his wave form, but after using his skill, he looks like a walking mass of mud. He likes replicating others especially the centaur who always stomp on him

Pudge
Butchering - A++++
Eating - A
Using deodorants - F
The local cafeteria keeper, he always hook the students to eat in his place, because no one wants to eat there, his food always contain body parts of rotten ghouls, skull of the skinless necromancers, body parts of the druid of talons, and the most odd of all, branches of treants

Darkterror
Changing the clock - A+
Stride Walking - B
The so-called "Davey Jones look-alike", his proclaimed "Time changing" skills are just simple manipulation of the school administration clock, the odd thing is, he considers his club his pencil, making him fail in most of his tests because of destroyed paper. Another thing is, people don't like him as DJ, because his songs are very old, most dates back 1920's

Broodmother
Spawning - A+
Releasing filthy webs - A++
The mortal enemy of morphling, her webs makes it hard for morphling to clean the school, because he gets diced when going through tthe webs. Black almost got kicked out because of a proven scandal, she mated with the beetle Anub'arak, this aroused the crowd because it's the first time a beetle and a spider spawned killer spiders.

Ezalor
Lighting - A+
Being transparent - B
He is the local lighting electrician of the school, he usually replaces worn out bulbs with his so-called "Ignus Fatuus", he insists that his floating light bulbs are will-o-wisps, but the odd thing is, these wisps are just floating flourescent bulbs, he also inisists that these wisps summon souls, but thing is visage is around so no one believes
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:12 pm

hi everyone,, i have some jokes,, hopefully good O_o

MEEPO
Keeping class full= A
Soccer= C-
Baseball (batter)= C-
Doing Homework= A
Really bad at soccer and baseball batter because when he hits the ball, it is getting slowed (geostrike). They make teacher confused with their nicknames when listing students. He can do his homeworks really quickly with his replicas.

ISHKAFEL
40-yard-dash= A+
Sucking the air= A
He always runs at top speed at 40-yard-dash, and so does his class at any running competitions, because he always surges him and his friends (including rhasta) for 6.5 seconds. He is called "the vacuum cleaner" and he is helpful when cleaning the class: he makes replica of everyone.

MANGIX (Pandaren)
-no grade-
he is already dropped out of school because of his bad behaviour, he drank beer in the class, and he threw his beer to his teacher. Teachers such as zeus can't punish him because he always splits himself into three and he becomes resistant to magic, uh, we mean, punishment. sorry we can't get his grades.

MAGINA & TERRORBLADE
Math= C-
English (writing)= C-
English (listening)= A
Physics= C-
they both can't see exam questions, but when doing listening comprehension and oral test,, they're the best.

EARTHSHAKER
Geography= A-
Attitude= C
He understands the anatomy of the earth really well so that he can split it into two parts. He is already warned by his teacher not to wear a ring on his nose, but he said that it was fashionable, funky and cool.

ROSHAN
Defense against magics= A
Stunning= A
Studying outdoor= A
Roshan is so big that he can't fit the classroom. He always studies outside, and he is always bullied by some perma-stunner such as magina, naix, and darkterror. He already masters the "defense against magics" lesson, makes him quite invulnerable with magic. He can bully zeus, tinker and some smart students with high INTelligence easily.

well that's all friends,, thank u,,

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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:33 am

haha, rofl, say more
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 9:46 pm

Haha sweet,

here's the school's soccer team!!
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strikers
Rikimaru , bounty hunter, Lanaya
the other team just cant see it coming. They are thinking of replacing Lanaya cause she just sits by the post and cherry picks.
and most other teams dont really believe that the strikers even exsit.

mid fielders
Brood mother, Mortred, The Nerubian Weaver, The Treant Protector
k come to think of it , most people dont really think that the mid fielders exsit ether

defence
Meepo, naga siren, Azwraith

OH COMMON!!!!! THAT:S JUST NOT FAIR
WHO THE HELL CAN GET THE BALL THROUGH THAT!!!

golie
Tiny
has never let a ball in


Here's the cheer leading team!
Linda inverse, a real hotty what kind i say,
Crystal Maiden, the school slut doesnt get along with linda
Queen of Pain, The wierd goth girl, but kinky!
The Centaur Warchief- uhh dont ask why, but they say the bounty hunter;s got a thing for him

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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:20 pm

ROFL(Ok, I am not really rolling on the floor but c'mon...) MORE MORE MORE MORE.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:56 pm

Naga Siren
The school slut! always dating 3 or 4 guys at a time. 6 if she has manta style

night stalker
the school dealer, nicknamed the Drug lord, wanders around the school at night running around dealing drugs. Good friends with the blood seeker. Most people mistaken the "blood" in his name for real blood. But he just likes to somke "blood".

Pudge
it's believed that he's carring twins.

Doom
the great Lucifer, but his friends calls him lucy for short

Death Prophet
not much to look at but real good in bed!
first she sliences you, then uses her sexy witchcraft
and then Sends a horde of bats? and unleashes evil ghosts?!
k nvm, that didnt go so well.

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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 6:58 am

@ last post, stop trying to copy anubaraks daily routine!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:21 pm

Visage:
Running Away: A
Raising Minions: A+
When He Get's Punched, the one who punches him gets hurt because of his Cloak.
Frequently plays with his revenants to attack teachers.

Ogre Magi
Doublecasting: A
Fire: A
Often burns down the whole classroom.
They don't fit on the school chairs.

Balanar:
Time Changing: A
Running: A+
often makes the morning into night to hasten up the school dismissal.

Enigma:
Black Vortex Summoning: A+
Creating A Lesser Self: A
turns the teacher into an Eidolon and waits for the teacher to dissolve.

Morphling:
Replication: A+
Morphing: A+++
replicates himself and makes it go to school and do his homework.

Mirana Nightshade:
Making Stars Fall: A+++
Archery: A+
Often leaps around the classroom and wrecking everything in it.

Furion:
Teleportation: A+
Raising Treants: A+
Punctual. often makes the treants do his homework.

Strygwyr:
Bloodraging: A
Rupture: A
Always uses the teacher's blood to take a bath. Always thirsty.

can't think of some more.. uhh...
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