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adren99

Monster Kill Posts: 304 Joined: 03 Jun 2007 gold

o000oops sorry!!

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:40 am

A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm .... she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she is with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by two gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause... "Uh .... is this 832-4821?"
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bloodcraft

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Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:55 pm

lol
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flameseeker

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Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:27 am

LOL. OMFG. This is so damn hilarious. Wrtong No. costs lifes.
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TriEdge

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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 3:55 am

lol \m/
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Enj0i

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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:59 pm

awtz. beri2 nice man.

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War_Wrecker

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 10:53 am

lol, yay
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CheshireCat

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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:15 pm

indeed the swimming pool what a great way to dispose bodies. Unless theres a shark in there, i would've recommended the wheelie bin or if where conservative use them as compost.(we make great mulch as we soak up water well)

Hilarious joke btw. wouldve preferred more hardcore porn in there maybe a 3 way action wif the maid getting in there before you ended the joke.

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dota_gamerz

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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:52 pm

Haha! I get it! Nice one!
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Eustace2

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Duuuuuuuh!
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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:05 pm

Muahahahah!That's evil!!
Thanks for sharing!!!

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BlackDragon

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Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 1:43 pm

Man thats Cool! It made me go laugh for seconds!
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death_knight

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Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 1:31 am

lol..
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