Switching Job with the Wife

Switching Job with the Wife

Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:34 am

This is not like the gag jokes that I had posted a while back but this one is good read


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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his
wife stayed home.

He wanted her to see what he went through so he Prayed:

'Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my
wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so
please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen.

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set
out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches,
drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to
the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery
shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and
balanced the checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the
dog.

Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do
the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument
with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched
TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't
finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love,
which he managed to get through without complaint. The next morning, he awoke and
immediately knelt by the bed and said: Lord, I don't know what I
was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay
home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back.'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: 'My son, I feel you
have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to
the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got
pregnant last night.'
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:21 pm

oh
pregnancy is all that matters, or was it the pleasure?
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Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 5:00 pm

lol don't make love when ur not who your supposed to be.
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Don't resist the BITE from a wolf.

Can't you hear him bark at the moon?

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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 10:51 pm

It was because of the night pleasure and that night the wife was fertile
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:47 pm

thats why you shouldn't just poke your joystick in places without knowing the consequences,even if you say you didn't release in her there is still a chance that she will get pregnant,so don't take risk and always take into consideration the effects of your actions(dont be like those preverted people or else you will regret it)
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You can't always get what you want
(Some people learn this the hard way)

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