What if?

What if?

Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:03 pm

Did you ever wonder what if:

The sky was green and the grass blue

The law of gravity was:everything that goes down must go up

Men were the ones who got raped instead of women

Roses were yellow and sunflowers red

People lived on mars and aliens here

Dogs were the dominant species

Wives work and husbands stay at home to take care of children

Animals needed to eat soil and water while plants ate animals

Our ears see and our eyes hear

Vegetables were bad to your health while pork was good

We burped from our butts and farted from our mouths

We pee from our back and sh.t from our front
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 3:14 pm

Uhh...
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:16 pm

pre medyo korni..
haha..jowk lang....
quite uhmm..funny?
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Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:53 pm

Ok..... a bit oddddddddddd.
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Can't you hear him bark at the moon?

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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:33 am

did anyone gets his joke?
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 12:44 pm

The sh't comes out in the front??!!

That hurts!!owww
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Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:07 pm

ah...

few from the last is very...


ew.... ^^
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