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flipper

First Blood Posts: 25 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 gold

DOTA-UM ADDICTUS

Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:20 pm

When a dota addict is on a blind date and he doesn't want his date, he will say:

"-repick"

or

"-swap with other guy"

When a dota addict breaks with his Girlfriend he says:

"Hey girl,i dont like you anymore,RM na."

When a dota addict is on a rumble/fight he says;

"Lets stay,we can gain exp."

and when one of your enemy is already dying, you will kill him with a last shot (with timing). Killing spree!!

but if one of your ally is already dying, you will deny him and say to your enemies :

"Haha!! A hero is denied!!"

When a dota addict is walking to school, he keeps on creep blocking other people.

But if hes late,he sacrifices his allowance to buy scroll of TP.

When a dota addict goes to a movie he will shout:

"Balanar is on the loose!! Go to the nearest fountain immediately!!!"

When a dota addict saw a chicken, he always want to kill it because he thinks an item will drop after the chicken dies(courier).

Question and answer:

1. Who is the gay (bakla) in dota??
Ans. Enchantress. He says "I'm gay.."
2. Who is the librarian in dota?
Ans. Nortrom. He says "Silence!"
3. Who is m'sturbating in dota?
Ans. Kardel sharpeye. He says "Titikole!!!"
4. Who is the bitch in dota?
Ans. Broodmother!!!

That's it for today folks..pls post your comments..
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malicef

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Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 1:34 pm

Actually enhantress says "IM game" not Im gay. But the rest were good.
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beyond godlike

First Blood Posts: 5 Joined: 21 Apr 2008 gold

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:39 am

Hahah IM gay kaladlawan
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