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I am back and with moar dumb joke

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:07 am

Why is Red Indian Names Long?

A little Red Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor
of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while
the white men have shorter names - Bill, Tex or Sam, for example?"

His father replied, "Look, son, our names represent a symbol, a sign, or
a poem for our culture --not like the white men, who repeat their names
from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in
spite of everything, we survive.

For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake,
because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected
in the lake.

Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he
was born on a day that the big white horse that gallops over the
prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our
capacity to live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and
easy to understand. Do you have any other questions, Little Broken
Condom Made in China?"
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