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Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:24 am

You mean morals right?

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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 11:43 am


no

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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:32 pm

post more jokes people
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:02 pm

He means morals.

Morale is something like, a state of confidence or something.

Moral is something like, knowing what's right and wrong, virtues or something.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:47 am

3 idiots in jail intend to break out.
a guy says lets sneak on the gaurd, whack him on the head, and steal the keys to open the locked door.
they all agree and head to perform their master plan when they find w\out that the door isnt locked and that the gaurd isnt there.
so the plan maker starts shouting:-bleep- -bleep- wtf -bleep- the plan failed lets go back to our cells.


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2 smart cell mates and an idiot intend to break out of jail.
they say lets climb the wall and jump to the other side.
they go to the wall and the 1st one starts climbing it.
when he jumps he makes a sound.the gaurd asks who is ther and he replies prisoner meow meow.
the same thing happened to the other guy.
then cam the idiots turn.
when he jumped and made a sound, the gaurd asked whats that, and the idiot replied just another cat.
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 10:22 am

most jokes are all about XXX
gahh, i hate those jokes... ==
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:49 am

Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:20 pm

nice one fox ^.^
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 2:34 pm

UP!
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:34 pm

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