wut: a fanfic directed by i_am_ur_master
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wut: a fanfic directed by i_am_ur_master
Posted on Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:12 amEnjoy, DS brethren!
wut?
Once upon a time, there was a guy. It created earth, the sun etc and things loved it. But this is not what this fanfic's about, OKAY?
Anyways, a gazillion and 21 years later (give or take).
Ghost: Wow, it's a baby boy, and as pretty as m- wait, I never gave birth to a you, i_am_ur_master!
i_am_ur_master: Yes you did. And he will be prettier than you.
Ghost: Dude, look in the mirror.
i_am_ur_master: I can't, they always end up breaking when I try to look at myself, but I definitely know I'm prettier than you!
Ghost facepalms in 20 different languages!
i_am_ur_master: What, I thought only dare18 could do that!
dare18: Wazzup!?
i_am_ur_master: I didn't ask for you, GTFO.
OK, back to the story.
i_am_ur_master has picked All Pick/Easy Mode
Anthdx: wtf noob, why is there -em in the game mode?
i_am_ur_master: *looks nervous* My brother did it!
Anthdx: OK then, if he did, put it -ap only instead.
i_am_ur_master: Fine I will *types -ap*
Anthdx: omgwtf you didn't even restart the game, it's still apem.
i_am_ur_master custom kicks Anthdx!
nginferno is about to type in flames when all of a sudden...
i_am_ur_master activates flame shield!!!
nginferno: omgwtf haxxor
i_am_ur_master: stfu, just because your pro
nginferno: no, you're just noob
nginferno : *-ah* take that noob!
i_am_ur_master desperately tries to change the story, but nginferno is a too pwnage fanfic maker.
i_am_ur_master: WTF THIS IS MY STORY GIVE IT BACK SPAMZORHAXOR111
nginferno: you made all your letters capitals but wtfs up with your 1s???
i_am_ur_master: caps.
nginferno: oo nic- wait wtf arent we fighting about the err, umm, wha, i forgot.
i_am_ur_master: wut
ngkaede is on!
ngkaede: tadaima!
nginfeno: gtfo NA- wait I don't use these words and you spell like furion from my fanfic LOL!
i_am_ur_master: stfu nab, and why won't my mighty admi-
Drew: You called?
i_am_ur_master: Hi drew! Could you get us a facepalm emoticon?
Will i_am_ur_master get a facepalm emoticon? Find out on the next episode of... dragonball Z wut: a fanfic directed by i_am_ur_master hijacked by nginferno!
i_am_ur_master: wtf... it's not mine anymore...
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what the?
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What is it now? :s
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wtf! haxx 1!11!!eleven1!!!one!1
its good, make it longer
and add your other IRC friends too *cough* me *cough*
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its amusing, but sorta dosent excelate =/
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wut: a fanfic directed by i_am_ur_master chapter 2, so quick
Posted on Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:41 pmWhoa, chapter 2... So early!
Drag The mission for TEH EMOTICON1111
Last time on Dragonball Z wut: i_am_ur_master's fanfic NAO (take that nginferno!)
*a little theme music*
dananana
*flashback*
Ghost: It's a baby boy!
daananananananaaa
*another flashback*
dare18: Wazzup!?
danaaaa
*i_am_ur_master FTW flashback*
i_am_ur_master has custom kicked anthdx!
Anthdx: wtf why did you have to show that instead of your noobiness?
i_am_ur_master: stfu it's my fanfic now.
Anthdx is about to pwn i_am_ur_master when...
*another flashback*
dundundun (gets moar climactic)
i_am_ur_master: OMGWTFHAXORZ111
dananananana...
dananananana...
dananananana...
*flashback MOAR!!!*
i_am_ur_master: could we get facepalm emoticons?
DUN DUN DUNN!!
Now it's time to singalong to i_am_ur_master's fanfic them song!
baby are you down down down down down!
dooooooowwwwwwwn
dooooooowwwwwwwn
Drew: stop this, this is Jay Sean's song i_am_ur_master!
i_am_ur_master: No! I love it more than ghost! *hugs ghost picture*
Drew: You love ghost?
i_am_ur_master: umm, err, no, of course not! *quickly hides ghost picture*
Drew: But seriously, stop that theme music
i_am_ur_master: NOT EVER AND EVER AND EVAARRRRR
Drew: fine, I won't give you the facepalm emoticon then.
i_am_ur_master: ok ok! I'll stop it, just get me the facepalm emoticon please!!!
Drew: Hmm, not until you can prove to me that you won't ever do the Jay Sean song by completing the fanfic without it.
i_am_ur_master: Baby a- Ok...
Drew gives i_am_ur_master a cookie!
i_am_ur_master: weeeeeee! Now onto the sky is f- fanfic!
Anthdx: wait, that wasn't part of the fanfic?
i_am_ur_master: gtfo, didn't I she g- kick you?
i_am_ur_master is about to activate custom kick when...
anthdx: -ah
i_am_ur_master: NO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
Unknown to the two, dare18 the ninja was noting his only weakness hiding behind a bush.
*bush rustle*
i_am_ur_master and anthdx: omg it's dare18! Lets chase after him to get further into the story!
Anthdx has now joined your party!
Dare18 is now an enemy!
DUN DUN DUUUUN
*chase chase chase stop chase turn left chase*
You have activated the hiddent cheat code: nginferno!
nginferno: young padawan i_am_ur_master, you need to learn not to do that.
i_am_ur_master: do wut? *must... avoid... singing... down...*
nginferno: you know, the chase after him to get further into the story.
i_am_ur_master:lolwut, ok
15 seconds ago...
i_am_ur_master and anthdx: omg it's dare18!
*chase, with no explanation???*
nginferno desperately needs the facepalm emote...
nginferno has joined your party!
*chase chase*
dare18 uses smokescreen
*climax music*
dun dundundun
DAN DAAAAAN
dare18: haha, take my slowing silencing smokescreen!
i_am_ur_master: Wow, it's huge, like something else I h-
i_am_ur_master tried and tried to talk, but the smokescreen was silencing him.
anthdx casts nightmare on dare18!
anthdx: hahaha, time to catch the nab!
nginferno is ignored (where is the love i_am_ur_master?)
i_am_ur_master comes out of the smokescreen in surprise and tries to attack dare18 to make sure he is asleep, but...
i_am_ur_master: zzz
dare18: lol whatta nab, time to bounce. See ya, suckers!
anthdx: don't let him get away!
dare18 casts blink dagger with his hax!
anthdx: oh yeah, the host didn't type it...
anthdx and nginferno glare at i_am_ur_master
i_am_ur_master: I dun wanna go to school! Baby are yo-
i_am_ur_master wakes up!
i_am_ur_master: did we pwn dare18's head for 250 gold?
nginferno: no you nab, you attacked him while he was nightmared so you got nightmared and he used blink dagger before the 3 sec damage time with hax because you FORGOT TO TYPE IN -AH
i_am_ur_master types in -ah
-ah is ineffective!
i_am_ur_master: wtf MOAR HAX111 OMFG TIME TO FLAME FOR A WHILE UNTIL THE STORY PROGRESSES FUUUUUUUU GTFO BRAAH
anthdx: you're supposed to write it between 25 and 60 secs of game starting nab! And brah isn't a flame...
still a lack of facepalm emoticons...
meanwhile at evil DS memb-
Tokemus: you called?
dare18: why am I evil?
i_am_ur_master: stfu story forms of DS members i have a crush on that are evil! Let me finish boys/girls/pets
meanwhile at evil DS member HQ
dare18: master, I found out the host's weakness. I suggesst we use it to our advantage so he will nevar get teh facepalm emoticon!
The master: Good work dare18, now we will have revenge for i_am_ur_master because, uhh, err, ahahahha!! *moar evil laughs*
dare18: ahahaha-
The master slaps dare18: only I get to laugh, my little wii avatared pig!
Who is this master, what is he/she/it hiding, why revenge? Find out on the next episode of wut: a fanfic directed by i_am_ur_master!
i_am_ur_master: see what I did there? No moar Doooowww-DBZ FTW!!!
Tokemus is ignored
Nginferno is kinda ignored
Ghost is ignored
Silentzero is ignored
i_am_ur_master: AAAHAHAHA11111 *evil laughs MOAR*
i_am_ur_master feels glaring from the four...
i_am_ur_master: OK I might will include you in my fanfic next chapter!
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the fact that i didn't get anything is still in my head
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I hope dare18 gets the fanfic or it will be classified as a mindf**k now... But I'm happy to see that you guys have your comment sticks out!
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hopes sweet hopes..
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Please add me in your ........ Fanfic
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So, vins is the master or what?
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^ Idea!
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i_am_ur_master wrote:
I hope dare18 gets the fanfic or it will be classified as a mindf**k now... But I'm happy to see that you guys have your comment sticks out!
I hope dare18 gets the fanfic or it will be classified as a mindf**k now... But I'm happy to see that you guys have your comment sticks out!
Bitccchhh Slllaaappp!
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wut? A filler? fanfic directed by i_am_ur_master
Posted on Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:14 pmOnce upon a time there was an epic mindf**k fanfic named wut and the many peoples cherished it for killing too many brain cells a minute being awesome, so here is a filler chapter which will bring awesomeness to the land that is Earthica.
wut? epic beach trip?
In an awesome Cadillac Escalade, leather seats, gold plated whatever you want...
i_am_ur_master: First word. Ha nabs!
dare18: We don't care, and why are the evil people coming with the good guys to the beach?
i_am_ur_master: It's a filler chapter, we can go wild, and Toke has pr0nz.
Everyone: Hooray for pr0nz!
Except for Anthdx: why am I driving the escalade?
i_am_ur_master: because we love you, now get going you mother-bleep-er!
Anthdx: wtf I'm not a woman...
i_am_ur_master: I've wasted a lot of time then...
Everyone: whatta-bleep-!?
i_am_ur_master: Nothing! I didn't ever do any strange things thinking of anthdx or anything! *epic nervousness*
Tokemus: Why is my only appearance in this chapter giving out pr0nz?
i_am_ur_master: because God willed it.
Tokemus: No he didn't, are you using me for free pr0nz?
i_am_ur_master: No, why would I use you for pr0nz about men ? *sweaty*
And the trip to the beach ended happily ever after.
At the beach...
*relaxing soundtrack*
The beach was just that heat that would make you jump in the ocean, and the ocean was a nice and cool temperature. Toke was distributing pr0nz for free to the poor, Drew was admining some guys, dare was owning others with his riddle solving skills, Silentzero was being in his part in my fanfic, and i_am_ur_master was watching ant THATS PRIVATE BUSINESS! Everyone was having fun, even that guy who plays games with us sometimes, whatshisface.
Whatshisface: hey i_am_ur_master!
i_am_ur_master: hey, er, whatshisface!
whatshisface: its hastingo u nub, learn to remember names...
i_am_ur_master: but I do, whatshisface!
The scene is in the beach, so facepalming is allowed, for now...
hastingo: *facepalm*
i_am_ur_master: *since anthdx is a man, I might have to look around at the beach for err, visual prizes heheheh*
i_am_ur_master is looking at the far side of the beach to look at some hot women when he realises he isn't alone...
i_am_ur_master: What are you doing here nginferno?
nginferno: hooray I have a part in your fanfic! Kaede needs some... resources for entertainment so I came here, and to my surprise I saw the number 1 source of facepalms, i_am_ur_master!
i_am_ur_master: OK then, lets work toge- wait I'm not the no1 source of facepalms!
nginferno: If I prove you are, then you do all the work then, deal?
i_am_ur_master: deal!
nginferno: 20 to 0
i_am_ur_master: gtfo nab -custom kick ngi-
nginferno: -ah
pwnt.
And so i_am_ur_master tried to gather resources with his trusty camera, because he can afford it, poor nub.
Narrator has been slain!
dare18: ahem hem, I will be taking over the narrator for this part of the fanfic now.
i_am_ur_master is gay
i_am_ur_master is gay
i_am_ur_master is gay
i_am_ur_master: stfu
i_am_ur_master is gay
i_am_ur_master is gay
dare18 has been kicked by spamserv! And so the default Narrator has made a full recovery and will be narrating again.
Attempt 1: at the beach bar...
i_am_ur_master: how you doin!
Random hot chick (RHC) giggles
it worked???
i_am_ur_master: I just realised that your eyes are as beautiful as the sunset...
Random hot chick (RHC): oh my, how sweet!
i_am_ur_master: how about we come to my place an-
RHC uses slap on i_am_ur_master!
It's super effective!
i_am_ur_master has fainted!
Attempt 2: In the water
i_am_ur_master sees a hella sexy figure just there at the other end of the beach *ganksta's tips, don't fail me now out of all moments!*
i_am_ur_master: why hello there, I just realised how nice you lo-
Vins: What do you want piglet?
i_am_ur_master: Oh sorry I thought I saw a hot girl standing right where you were just then, but I noticed it was just you.
Vins: Just me, instead of some hot chick?
i_am_ur_master: Yeah, why?
Vins: Feel mah arcare orb 120393290202 dmg piglet!
It's not very effective...
i_am_ur_master still faints!
Attempt 3: Finally the one?
At the bar again
After 3 beers and telling the bartender chick about the trouble...
i_am_ur_master: I'm sorry I talked to you about this.
Bartender: It's OK, I'm sure you were just trying to help him out...
i_am_ur_master: To be honest, I think you look pretty yourself, but I wouldn't do that to someone as nice as you.
Bartender: Aww how sweet! Do you think you would like to be my boyf-
i_am_ur_master: boy what?
Bartender: Sorry it just slipped out! *runs out of bar*
i_am_ur_master: wait! *runs after her*
*chase continues until they reach the road*
At the road..m
i_am_ur_master: *I've almost reached her* Please wait!
Bartender ignores because of embarassment and heads to other side of the road
i_am_ur_master is still chasing when...
The bartender gets run over by a truck right in front of i_am_ur_master.
i_am_ur_master, crying: No... No... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO111111
Back at the Cadillac Escalade...
Drew: I command you people to share what happened. Starting with you Anthdx!
Anthdx: Well we went swimming. And we saw a cat. And we saw a dog. And a few terrorists! It was fun, but why am I still drivi-
*Applause*
Anthdx: *facepalm*
Drew: How about you, Dare? *unbans*
Dare18: Well I pwned people at riddles, and I got banned!
*Applause moar*
Drew: Nginferno's turn!
Nginferno: Did nginferno-ey things, as usual.
*Applause*
Drew: Toke, how was yours?
Tokemus: Well I was giving to everyone. Free pr0nz to all ftw!
*Cheer and Applause*
Drew: Silentzero?
Silentzero: I appeared once.
*the crowd goes wild, will i_am_ur_master be able to beat it?*
Drew: Last but not least, i_am_ur_master.
i_am_ur_master: I was perving on girls then I almost made a girlfriend but she got run over by a truck. Pretty fun day.
*Wind blowing*
Anthdx coughs
Dare18: Is that tumbleweed?
*Owl hoots*
i_am_ur_master got pwnt
i_am_ur_master: dude stfu this is my mindf**k fanfic ok?
Now tune in next time on wut?
i_am_ur_master: haha, correct again!
Black_D: Guess who you forgot?
i_am_ur_master: *facepalm* this is my fanfic, do you want to get banned by me? Huh?
Drew: Out of all people in this fanfic, only spamserv and I can ban, so stfu.
Black_D: pwnt.
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