Ultimate Guide to Chicken?

Ultimate Guide to Chicken?

Posted: Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:46 pm

Hi everyone,

I saw this very funny 'guide' at dota-allstars abt Chicken. Unfortunately can't shorten it a lot cos the whole thing's very funny:


:PROS:

[+] Death by Chicken is possibly the most humiliating way to go in all of DotA -- right next to death by neutral creeps.
[+] Chicken is the cheapest hero in the game, by an astounding 25 gold.
[+] Crow form allows Chicken to move extremely fast, and makes it the only hero in the game with the possibility to fly over trees.


Build Style A - NUKE-FRIED CHICKEN
-hero-courier: CM, atropos, lion

:Early Game:
Boots of Speed [500]
Crow Upgrade Recipe [200]
Hero Courier [250]
Staff of Wizardry [1000]
Claws of Attack [650]
Dagon Recipe [1350] (????)

First off, getting to Crow Form is vital for it's huge mana boost, and it'll allow you to survive longer as well with flight, higher life and armor, and a jump in movement speed. Next is the Hero Courier, which can bring the Chicken Sapphire Water, Tangos, etc. This is important to maintain a flow of money and experience, which in actually cannot be obtained as the chicken is not a hero, nor does it have an attack. Luckily the Hero Courier has an attack which can help you obtain some gold early game. The Dagon is your only way of dealing damage for now, so it's highly important.



:Mid Game:
Blade of Alacrity [1000]
Claymore [1400]
Lothar's Edge Recipe [1400]
Vitality Booster x2 [2200]
Ring of Protection [175]
Energy Booster [1000]
Arcane Ring Recipe [525]

The only way to sneak in for those kills with the Dagon, or to sneak out for that matter, is with the stealth from Lothar's Edge. The duel vitality boosters will help you from dying for that brief moment you are not invisible, and will allow you to stick around longer and constantly Dagon-Harass. The Arcane Ring is very important as well because it will allow you to use your abilities much more often, and note that this may be wise to obtain as quickly as possible.


:Late Game:
Dagon Recipe x4 [5400]




Build Style B - POPCORN CHICKEN
-hero courier: treant protector, POTM

Early Game:
Boots of Speed [500]
Crow Upgrade Recipe [200]
Staff of Wizardry [1000]
Claws of Attack [650]
Dagon Recipe [1350]

:Mid Game:
Boots of Speed x2 [1000]
Crow Upgrade Recipe x2 [400] (3 crows???!!!!)
Staff of Wizardry x2 [2000]
Claws of Attack x2 [1300]
Dagon Recipe x2 [2700] (3 dagons??!!!)

The reason for now having triple of what you started with, is now you have 3 fully equiped Crow-Chickens ready to go Dagon the living hell out of someone. You'd think you're risking death by not getting Lothar's Edge, but these two special heroes having something in common -- they can both make units invisible. By making the Crow-Chickens invisible, especially with the Moon Priestess's global invisibility ability, Moonlight Shadow, you can pop out and destroy enemies with ease. Also with Treant Protector's ultimate, you can render enemies helpless while your crows wreak havoc .

:Late Game:
Vitality Boosterx3 [3300]
Dagon Recipe x3 [4050] (what the...)
Ring of Protection [175]
Energy Booster [1000]
Arcane Ring Recipe [525]


Gameplay:
- "Hit and Run": works with the Nuke-Fried Chicken item build. Stealth, zap an enemy, then use burst and flee back to your fountain and restore your mana.

-"The Bait": Organize your team into a trap so when the enemy pursues your chicken in hopes of collecting it's items upon death, have your gank-squad pop out and do their stuff.

-"Popcorn Blast": After making your squadron of Crow-Chickens invisible , have one pop out and Dagon an unsuspecting fool. Then another, then once your enemy is already weakened, recharge them all quickly and unleash one final blast. Nothing like a triple-dagon to wipe someone off the face of the map.


I was like *laughs too much* when i read this.


Posted it here bcos it seems more hilarious than serious. Enjoy it if u find it funny. If not...then lol thx 4 reading anyway.

Last edited by caspian on Fri Apr 06, 2007 5:00 am; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2007 4:37 am

not funny!!!


Hmmph!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:49 am

is this a joke?
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Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:36 pm

Hmm i don't know..Maybe Dagon, lothars, soul booster,and crow upgrade

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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:34 pm

hmmmmmmmm.......
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 2:53 pm

dude.. you posted it in the wrong section..
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