Filipino mobile phone jokes? Enter here!

Filipino mobile phone jokes? Enter here!

Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 8:40 am

Chinese Folks :
Losing your teeth lessens your sexual drive..
according to chinese filipino..
"Pag ikaw wala ipen wala KAN-TOOTH"
So take care of your teeth para "laging merong kan-tooth"


Common Filipino Mistakes :

1. "Ale , pabili ng colgate yung close-up"
-Baka close gate?

2. "Sarado mo ang pinto! Lalabas yung aircon"
-May paa yung aircon?

3. "Yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ni Junior"
-Edi namatay si yaya?

4. "Anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-Edi namatay din ang anak?

5. "Tinuka ako ng ahas!"
-May tuka ang ahas?

6. "Lowbat na ko eh!"
-May battery ka rin?

7. "May tonsil ako eh"
-Sinong walang tonsils?

8. "May candy ako, ayaw mo?"
-Offer ba yan?

9. "Tara , gala tayo!"
-Palaboy?

10. "Tulog ka na ba?"
-Baka kasi sumagot ng OO hehehe!!

Vine tea :

Do you know what is a Vine Tea?

Vine Tea..
is actually a sukli, when your money is 50, when you load 30..

So your sukli is Vine Tea!

Right!? hahahaha!!
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 9:56 am

nice jokes.... 0_0...

i really like the first joke...oh my....

vine tea?? = bente
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 10:07 am

yeah me too but i like it all
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 12:15 pm

My Grandfather Rocks!

Boy 1: Yung lolo ko 80 na, tumatagay pa rin!

Boy 2: Lolo ko, 82 na! Pumupunta pa ng bar!

Boy 3: Yung lolo ko 83 na! hiphop yung mga sinusuot na damit!

(Tumawag ang lolo ni Boy 4)

Boy 4: Lo.. po..?
Nakita ko po..
Maganda.. Sige po..
Bye..

Boy 1,2 & 3 : Sino yun bro?

Boy 4: Si lolo, Ask niya kung nakita ko ba FRIENDSTER niya,
Bago daw pic lufet! =P
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:54 am

hmmm... XD
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:34 am

hehe.. lol i think my latest post is corny.. anyone got filipino quotes or mobile jokes there?
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 12:34 pm

Old man!?

Check this guy out + his friends!
http://www.friendster.com/28376248

He's a joker!!
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 1:40 pm

yeah, haha, nice old man wahaha!
got a youtube for you, check this out.

100 VS 1 AMBUSH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqbWKswNsgY

this one so funny too..
Best part is near the end of the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wfVDutW2Lw
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Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:52 am

i like the vine tea one it make me laugh
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:40 am

assssssssstig!!!!
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thanx a lot to dark poenix

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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:02 pm

cool vids.. the last part of 100vs1 ambush is the best

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