dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lang!!part 7

dirty jokes ng pinoy!!joke lang!!part 7

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 2:40 pm

part 7..

Genie: I will grant you one wish, what will it be?
Man: I want to be in between Kate Winslet's legs.
Genie: tha's easy. Are you sure?
Man: yes.
Genie: By my power, you are now a NAPKIN !!!!

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Pari: sister halika dito sa kuwarto.
Sister: diyos ko.
Pari: sara mo yung pinto, patayin mo ang ilaw.
Sister: Diyos ko!
Pari: tabi ka sa akin.
Sister: Oh God!!!
Pari: Tingnan mo itong relo ko, GLOW in the dark.

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want 2 hear a fairy tale?

Once upon a time, cinderella was so horny, so she put pinocchio's nose between her legs and shouted...

LIE TO ME BASTARD! LIE!
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Si Mark at Maria

Maria: Nay, mag-aasawa na ako kay Mark na kapitbahay natin.

Nanay: Huwag anak at malaki daw masyado ang ari noon.

MARIA: Hindi naman ho Nay, sinukat ko na , kasya naman e...
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Prostitute

Prostitute: Doc, gusto ko sanang magpagawa ng isa pang butas doc.

Doctor: Bakit naman?

Prosti: Kasi po lumalakas na ang business ko at gusto kong magtayo ng isa pang branch.
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Multo

Boy and girl nag-sesex:

Boy: Mahal, lipat tayo ng lugar, kasi parang may multo dito.

Girl: Pano mo nalaman?

Boy: Kasi may umihip sa itlog ko.

Girl: Ala yun! Umutot lang ako.
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hehe...hoping for comments!!^^
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:08 am

WOW THIS ONE IS GREAT!!!! PAGPATULOY MO LANG YAN!!! I LIKE IT!!! Although naring ko na ung prostitute. ANYWAYS WAITING FOR PART 8!!!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:18 am

Excellent job! Keep it up!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:40 am

Agree.. The best...
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:49 am

agree with noob28 and mjs
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 9:51 am

i lol'd

lolz...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:06 am

Waitin for part 8...
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 9:49 am

hahaha ive got two words for you brother.
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good job
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thanx a lot to dark poenix

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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:07 am

Glow in da dark bwahaha nice part 8........=D
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 1:13 pm

Publish mo na yang jokes mo! They're da best!
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:12 pm

wat the hell
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wtf!!

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