Warlord - Chapter 23 * Gonna End Soon.
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Do you like the story?
No ending time set.
No, it sucks! 11% [ 7 ]
Yes 16% [ 10 ]
Awesome! 57% [ 34 ]
Its alright... 13% [ 8 ]
Hook, Rot, Dismember. gotta love that ^^
nice descriptions (icicle!!!), hope to see some more epic battles soon
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walao they kena gb le!! who will win?!
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I can't stop laughing
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Previously, on Warlord...
"ARRRGGHH, FRESH MEAT!" someone roared from behind the trees. We heard a yelp and then the crunching of bones.
We lost Zeus.
Chapter 20
We all leapt up and faced Nevermore and the Terrorblades. Magina stood in front of us and stared directly and the middle Terrorblade.
"One of them is real, the other two are just illusions," Magina said, "But be careful, the illusions can still hurt you."
Furion closed his eyes and thought hard.
"The middle one is real."
"I thought so, too," Magina replied.
Suddenly, a pungent smell wafted through the air. Then a fat slobbery monster with a midget arm hanging next two his regular arms hobbled out of the forest. It looked at us and smiled a toothy grin as it waved its butcher knife at us. I waved back.
"That's Pudge," Nevermore said. "He has the power to rip you to shreds and literally eat your body."
"What?!" I asked.
"He has the power to rip you to shreds and literally eat your body."
"What?!"
Nevermore was getting a bit impatient. "I said, he has the power to rip you to shreds and literally eat your body."
"WHAT?!" I asked loudly.
"HE HAS THE POWER TO RIP YOU TO SHREDS AND LITERALLY EAT YOUR BODY!!!!!!" Nevermore roared.
"Woah, woah," I said, "I heard you, it was just really mean."
Nevermore facepalmed. "You will pay for your insolence!" he shouted.
Suddenly, he pulled his arm back and flung it forward in one swift motion. A a ball of cloud flew straight at my chest.
"Haha!" I laughed, "A cloud?!" "OOOMMMPHHH!"
I flew back onto the ground. My chest burned.
"Fool," Nevermore started, "have I not already told you who I am?!" "I AM NEVERMORE, THE-"
"Yeah, yeah," I interrupted, "the Shadow Lord." "Blah-blah-blah."
"NOBODY INTERRUPTS I, THE SHADOW LORD!"
Nevermore launched another ball of cloudy energy at me. This time, I rolled to the right and charged at him. "CHARGE!" a treant roared. We all charged at our enemies.
Nevermore and the Terrorblades braced themselves. Pudge scratched his head.
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LOL that was hilarious. Nice change to a little humour!
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lols i like it it was funny ^^(i think sf is french)
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"pudge scratched his head" LOL
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ur back! I decided to start trying to add a little humor to my story
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Meh I don't like the humour, doesn't seem to bring the story anywhere. Front chapters are epic, the rest are humour. I hope you go back to epicness
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yes im back haha!
and the humor breaks up the pace nicely, just make sure you continue the story at the pace you were going
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Previously, on Warlord...
Nevermore and the Terrorblades braced themselves. Pudge scratched his head.
Chapter 21
A strange force suddenly seized us all and pulled us toward the same location. Our backs smashed into one another's. Searing pain rushed through my entire body. I leaped up and faced our new opponent, a dranei by the looks of his extremely long teeth and oval head.
"Ish'kafel, the Dark Seer," muttered Magina.
Ish'kafel rushed next to Nevermore and the Terrorblades. With a wave of his glowing hands, shields bursting with energy suddenly surrounded him.
Raigor roared and lifted his totem into the air. The ancient encryptions began to glow as he smashed the totem into the ground. Plumes of dust rushed into the air, blinding everyone, except Magina, since he was already blind.
As the dust cleared up, a long jagged fissure was in the ground, the same kind of fissure that Raigor made before to save me from Mortred and Kel'thuzad. Nevermore and the Terrorblades were on the ground, dazed by the power of the tauren earthshaker.
More treants appeared behind us, but so did the other ghouls. That signaled it was time to engage. Magina was already fighting the 3 demonic versions of his brother and the two taurens were fighting with Nevermore. Furion summoned a band of treants out of trees and engaged Pudge. Ish'kafel rushed at me, his shield dazzling with energy.
I pulled out my two axes just as another force seized me. I was being pulled toward the Dark Seer. I was getting sick of all this pulling and pushing. I pulled back my axe and swung it foward right before I was right in front of the dranei. His glowing hands met my axes. My arm began to feel as though it was burning as I pulled it back quickly.
Ish'kafel chuckled. "How do you like my Ion Shield?"
"I love it."
Leaping back, I tossed an axe at him with all my might. Surprised that I would abandon my weapon, Ish'kafel left himself wide open as my axe pierced through his left shoulder. "ARRRAAGHHHH!!" he roared in pain. I hit the ground and concentrated on one thing: Ish'kafel's eyes.
It happened quickly, I barely even felt it. But the next thing I saw was the dranei screaming and holding his head as his eyes were glowing an intense light. "I CAN'T SEE!" "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!?" he screamed. I lowered my body and swung my body in a circle, my other axe outstretched from the rest of my body. Then I let go as I saw the axe slice right through one of Ish'kafel's legs. More screaming came.
I scanned the battlefield for my axes, but they were nowhere to be seen. "Crap," I muttered. Oh wait, if I imagine them in my hands, they should appear there. I closed my eyes and concentrated, and sure enough, there they were when I opened my eyes. Time to finish this guy off.
I rushed at the blinded dranei, and lunged at his neck with both of my axes. I went right past him, but I knew my axes did the job. I turned around and saw the oval head and extremely long teeth for one last time as dark, tangled roots appeared from the ground and surrounded the dead body. It slowly pulled the dead dranei into the ground. When it was done, the ground was just like it was before: dead grass, and dusty. No purple blood stained the ground. Just dead grass, dust, and gold coins. Wait, gold coins?! I quickly trotted over to the spot where the roots appeared, and I was surprised to see a huge pile of gold laying on the ground. I shoved all I could into my gold pouch but there was still a couple of coins left.
I picked them up, and somehow, maybe how the sun caught the coin's reflection, it caught Pudge's attention. "OooOoOOoOOooOooOOOoooOOoOoOOOooOooooOOOOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOOooooOoOOOOOooOOOoooOOOooOoOOoOOooOooOOOoooOOoOoOOOooOooooOOOOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOOooooOoOOOOOooOOOoooOOOooOoOOoOOooOooOOOoooOOoOoOOOooOooooOOOOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOOooooOoOOOOOooOOOoooOOOooOoOOoOOooOooOOOoooOOoOoOOOooOooooOOOOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOOooooOoOOOOOooOOOoooOOOooOoOOoOOooOooOOOoooOOoOoOOOooOooooOOOOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOOooooOoOOOOOooOOOoooOOOooOoOOoOOooOooOOOoooOOoOoOOOooOooooOOOOoOoOoooOooOOOOooOOooooOoOOOOOooOOOoooOO, Shhinnneeyy!" Pudge said as he began to lumber his way over to me. He had a lovestruck look on his face.
Treants leaped onto Pudge's back, clawing at his rough skin. Then Pudge made a satisfied face. 
"My tummy no itchy anehhmoar!" he mumbled.
I tossed the coins high into the air, and just as I predicted, Pudge kept on staring at the coins, waiting for them to fall. "Now!" I called out.
Trees appeared all around Pudge, but he didn't care. He just kept on staring at the falling coins with that
look on his face. Furion kept his energy and the tip of his staff and launched ball after ball of nature-iffic energy at the ring of trees. I wasn't sure if Pudge was getting hit.
"NO HIT PUDGE!" Pudge roared. I think he was being hit. Suddenly a long hook appeared through the trees and wrapped around Furion's torso. "Uccchcckkk!" Furion grunted as he was pulled into the tree trap. He left his staff and and a stream of blood.
"PUDGE WANT PLAYING GAME WIF YOU!" the monster roared. Furion screamed.
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"Plumes of dust rushed into the air, blinding everyone, except Magina, since he was already blind."
subtle humor ftw
Dark Seer got wtfpwned
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LOL! Bet that furion loses the game
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